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Upgrade YOUR Orgasm!
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Introducing The Handie...
The ultimate gadget for guys who want to upgrade their orgasm!
[After campaign note: Please go to www.thehandie.com to purchase your own Handie while supplies last!]
What Is This Crazy Looking Thing Called The Handie?
Gentlemen, suspend your judgement for a moment and think about what is one of the most important things men are constantly seeking... Orgasms! Right?
The Handie may look crazy, but thats only because you have never seen a device like this before... or felt pleasure like this before! It's not how it looks, it's how it feels that matters.
Orgasms kick ass! Now the question is, would you like to have bigger and better orgasms while also increasing your stamina? If your answer is YES, then boy do we have something special for you!
Men have very few choices for entertaining themselves when it comes to getting off, while the ladies get a whole store full of gadgets. Where's our gadgets?
Forget what you know about male sex toys. The Handie is no toy. This device is a genius feat of engineering designed purely in the name of having the most intense orgasms of your life!
Just to be clear, your really into orgasms, right? Yeah, we thought so...
This all-in-one finishing tool has more pleasure technology built into it than any other adult product for men. Check out these features!
Featuring:
- Perfect Grip Action
- Easy to Clean Catcher Cup
- Self Lubrication
- Vibration
- Silky Soft Material
- Textured Penetration Control
- Build Stamina
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Perfect Grip Action: Nothing beats your own grip!
The most reliable pleasure you have ever had is your own perfect grip. No more bulky, one size fits all tubes. The Handie’s glove design gives you an extremely soft, five-fingered, perfect grip that you're used to. Just grip it!
Easy to Clean Catcher Cup: No more gross cleanup!
The Handie’s catcher cup allows you to quickly dispose of your little swimmers without a mess. Simply push the cup inside out over the toilet, then flush! With the inside of the cup still exposed, cleanup of the entire glove is as easy as applying gentle soap and placing The Handie under running water and towel dry. Done!
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Self Lubrication: Chaffing is a thing of the past!
We are society that has conquered land, sea, and air, so it stands to reason we should be able to conquer chaffing as well. The Handie has a built in self lubrication system that delivers lube directly into the palm of your hand. Fill the chamber, replace the cap, and with the push of a button, you'll never chafe yourself again.
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Vibration: Everyone wants a good buzz!
The Handie has a vibrator perfectly located on the edge of the pinky finger to buzz your marbles and under-shaft. Turn it on or off whenever you want. It's always there when you need it, ready to kick things up a notch.
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Silky Soft Material: Never bare hand it again!
When lubricated, The Handie's 100% skin-safe silicone material feels like silky, supple awesomeness wrapped around your junk. It's like your shaft is swathed in angel kisses and universal truths!
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Textured Penetration Control: Nothing better than getting it in!
With The Handie you have full control of everything, including the pressure of your penetration into the catcher cup. Loose or tight, its up to you (but don't let the power go to your head). Along the inside of the catcher cup is a textured entry for added stimulation. It's like the doorway into the best party you'll ever attend, and we know you like to party!
Build Stamina: Practice makes perfect!
Everyone wants to have incredible orgasms - it's human nature. The Handie will not only give you some of the most luxurious and incredible orgasms of your life, but with so many controllable features, it will also help you build your stamina! Think of it as endurance training you'll actually enjoy!
No other adult product for men does all of this!
Specs:
Materials:
Skin-safe biocompatible elastomer silicone
Weight:
324 grams
Length:
8”
Width:
9”
Vibrator Speeds: One speed
Batteries
(for vibrator): Three standard Lithium 3V watch batteries
See more info at our website TheHandie.com
Why We Need Your Help:
Help us make The Handie a reality. The money you donate will go toward the mass injection molding of The Handie, so we can produce over ten times the inventory we are able to produce with our current handmade method. We will offer future generations of The Handie in multiple colors, as well as a left-handed version and our very first porn star-molded vagina Signature Series Handie!
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We need just $69,000 to
complete the creation of injection molds for mass production and inventory. In order to continue using the best
state-of-the-art materials available and our high-tech production process, The
Handie’s manufacturing costs have increased. We need your help to complete
production. Of course, if we exceed our goal, we’ll manufacture even more, so
men around the world can slip on The Handie and go solo!
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Contribute to our
campaign, and you’ll get a discount on orders for The Handie, as it becomes available
fresh-off-the-production line! We have other great rewards like Handie stickers and T-shirts. Depending on your contribution, you can even get your own limited-edition version of The Handie!
· Do you like Pornstars? Well we got 'em! Go to www.TheHandie.com and vote for your favorite model to be the face of The Handie. Some of our rewards will allow you to not only help them become the face of The Handie, but give you a chance to meet them at a Handie commercial shoot, or see them get molded via a live webcast for their very own Signature Series Handie.
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If we don’t reach our
$69,000 goal, you still get your reward! We will honor all reward commitments at the
end of the campaign, regardless of its final outcome.
· Get great perks like our Handie T-Shirt! No one will ever know your a walking billboard for a wank glove! Send out the good vibes and the positive message telling people "Enjoy Yourself!".
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Manufacturing Timeline:
We
plan to complete manufacturing of the first 100 handmade, limited edition Handie for
this Indiegogo campaign before the end of December 2014 and shipping out soon after. The second run of 100 will come soon afterwards. We will inform you when your shipment of The Handie
is on its way to you. We will also inform you if there is any delay.
Other Ways You Can Help
Us:
If
you’re a bit tight on cash right now, or you simply aren’t ready to have your
life transformed by The Handie, we won’t judge! There are other ways you can
help ensure production of The Handie. Please send this page to your friends, so
they can check out this great opportunity for themselves! After all, that’s
what friends are for! If you sign up for our referral program and send enough people you may just get yourself a free limited edition Handie.
A Quick Reminder:
We encourage you to donate and become eligible for our rewards, some of which include The Handie itself! But before you do, remember…
1. Your privacy is respected – You can contribute to our campaign anonymously by checking the box reading, “Do not display my name on the campaign page” when you make your payment.
2. Discretion is our middle name – Once you make a contribution making you eligible for The Handie, we’ll ship it to you discreetly in a plain USPS box and the shipping label will read “Rockit.” International shipments may be subject to additional duty fees or customs fees.
Updates & News:
We are extremely thankful for any and all support, and as a result, plan to constantly update this page with information and news about our progress. Please check back here weekly!
After You’ve Donated,
What’s Next?
Now
that you’ve helped support the biggest advancement in male pleasure since Kleenex,
we invite you to stay up-to-date with The Handie’s progress via social media
and our website, where you can join The Handie’s mailing list. You can also
help spread the word about The Handie, so we reach our goal in order to help
you reach your ultimate goal.
Facebook
– www.Facebook.com/TheHandie
Twitter
– www.Twitter.com/TheHandie
Website
– www.TheHandie.com
Help choose the face of The Handie!
Vote for your favorite Porn Star at http://www.thehandie.com/vote/
The contest winner receiving the most votes will be crowned our first official spokesmodel and featured in all future marketing and promotion for The Handie, including online and print ads, as well as commercials, events, and convention signings, so you can come meet her in person!
Through our Indiegogo campaign, you can even help support The Handie while also helping secure your favorite Porn Star's victory. Just choose from one of our extra vote perks and gift your favorite model an extra 5, 10, 20, 100, or even 200 votes to help her become the 1st Handie Girl! See our list of perks for more info.
Be sure to cast your vote at http://www.thehandie.com/vote/
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Check out our new commercial!
Guys... It's time to take the power back!
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