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Bananas Straightening Machine

One of the last errors of mother nature that still hasen't been corrected: crooked bananas!

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Bananas Straightening Machine

Bananas Straightening Machine

Bananas Straightening Machine

Bananas Straightening Machine

Bananas Straightening Machine

One of the last errors of mother nature that still hasen't been corrected: crooked bananas!

One of the last errors of mother nature that still hasen't been corrected: crooked bananas!

One of the last errors of mother nature that still hasen't been corrected: crooked bananas!

One of the last errors of mother nature that still hasen't been corrected: crooked bananas!

Riki Rix
Riki Rix
Riki Rix
Riki Rix
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Rome, Italy
$0 USD 0 backers
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In a world where we always run behind perfectionism and making things better, why should that be different with bananas?

The "Straightening Banana Machine" is the ultimate solution to make bananas look straight, nice and better from all points of view.

Inspired by the well known meat mincer, this new gen device is updated and adapted for this unique task so to enjoy your fruits with a new visual. And it's easy to do it yourself at home, your kids will love it: just freeze some bananas and then put them in the machine and you are done!

In the below picture you can appreciate the evolution of the device: this is the MK1 and you can appreciate the upgrades that will be made in MK2:

Please note that the banana straightening process is not only a matter of aesthetics. This new treatement to bananas will give many pros not only to the consumers but also to the professionals involved in the commercialization process as you can see in the description below:


- Processed bananas are nicer and safer to store in supermarkets: no bananas in the floor = no accidents (grandpas will love this one):


- Better and cheaper transportation: as you can appreciate there are no gaps at all.

- Finally no misunderstandings when he eats a banana:


- Much sexier when she eats a banana:


- And of course, much more photogenic than a crooked banana:


Soo........do you want to participate to evolution?

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We got a banana!

$1 USD
I appreciate you liked the device. Thanks to your contribution I can buy one more banana for my tests.
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You got a banana!

$3 USD
Thanks to this contribution I will send you a straightened banana perfectionned with first generation device........or send you an email with the recipe to do it yourself!
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Straightened banana.

$5 USD
Be one of the first lucky persons in the world to get a new generation banana. Please send a portable freezer to get the banana in perfect conditions......fees may be applied.
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BananaS

$10 USD
Get 3 (three) straightened bananas personally signed by "the inventor". Please send portable freezer to receive bananas in perfect conditions! Fees may be applied.
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Cheetah!

$30 USD
Don't loose the possibility to get 5 personally signed bananas in addition to the exclusive "wannabe cheetah!" sticker with logo. Please send portable freezer to receive bananas in perfect conditions. Shipping fees applied.
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Tarzan pack.

$50 USD
All the content of cheetah! + a piece of rope to remember you the good 'ol times. ....don't forget the portable freezer and the fees.
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Starting to be serious.

$100 USD
Cheetah! + Tarzan + a T-shirt + generation 1 Straightening Machine part to use as a souvenir. Again.......portable freezer.
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MK1 device

$500 USD
Be part of the evolution of bananas and receive the first device built with the purpose of straightening bananas. Keep in mind that this device doesen't really straighten bananas, but can provide some nice and thick banana juice.
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Business solution.

$1,000 USD
Smartest solution! Receive a generation 2 Banana Straightening Machine and start your own business and be a pioneer mutating bananas.
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December 2014
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