What it's all about

"Compaints & grievances" is a pamphlet of "social satiric ranting" containing 30 examples of pretty irritating problems or life moments. This book was rejected by 29 publishers, 52 indie publishing houses and more than 100 paid agents refused working with it. You can give this book a second chance. We see it as coffee table book for people and yeti. But mostly for yeti, of course. We also see it as instrument to define the number of mental people in country, because if you fund this, something is wrong with your head :) This is a kind of draft version, which needs beta reading, editing by native speaker, etc. I hope you will like the material. Besides everyday issues, the book gives answers to some vital questions like "What isle of supermarket Christina Aguilera goes to?", "How to drive Rover properly?", "Where Mylene Farmer buys knickers?", "How to punish noisy neighbor?", "Who is the worst boyfriend ever?" and much more. 

What We Need & What You Get

Most of all, we need the AUDIENCE. We'd like to be surrounded by people who like the book and who support us during writing. As of now, Complaints & grievances is 40% ready. We need funds to make the book illustrated by some nice artist (we believe this book needs illustrations, as the text alone gives rather strange effect while reading). Below are some examples of what we do.

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If you're still reading, check this one: 

Nobody said this will be a masterpiece! Another one:

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The Impact

You help the hopeless indie book to get illustrated, published and become live. This is it :) 

Risks and challenges

No risks here, as the main target is to illustrate, edit and publish e-book. Don't take it as final version, this non-native writing will be heavily proofread (at least as the rhymes allow).

Other Ways You Can Help

Please spread a word about campaign, as authors are nobody and nothing in social nets :) Thanks