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JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

A blood-drenched horror/comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.

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JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE

A blood-drenched horror/comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.

A blood-drenched horror/comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.

A blood-drenched horror/comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.

A blood-drenched horror/comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.

Paul Tarnopol
Paul Tarnopol
Paul Tarnopol
Paul Tarnopol
1 Campaign |
Miami, United States
$3,005 USD 20 backers
6% of $50,000 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal

WHAT IS JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE?

Jersey Shore Massacre is a blood-drenched horror comedy that does for guidos and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.  After losing their Seaside Heights beach rental, Teresa and her girlfriends wind up at her Uncle Vito’s hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens along with five obnoxious fist pumpers. Unbeknownst to the group, a mentally deranged killer is single-handedly slaughtering them one by one in the most horrific ways imaginable, assisted only by the group’s arrogance and ignorance. 

Having grown up in the New York/New Jersey area, guidos and guidettes were always a part of life long before shows like “Jersey Shore”, “Jerseylicious”, “The Sopranos” and “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” were ever dreamt of.  The idea of inserting this colorful group of fist-pumpers, hairdressers and mobsters into a horror setting that also included the Jersey Devil was impossible for us to resist. 

We produced Jersey Shore Massacre to entertain a broad audience, not just to impress other film makers at film festivals.  However, we tested a rough cut of Jersey Shore Massacre at Orlando’s Freak Show Horror Film Festival on October 26, 2013 and walked away with the award for Best Special Effects.  We have also had the good fortune of casting some of New York’s best up and coming actors as well as our friends Ron Jeremy, Shawn C. Phillips, Nikki Delano, Alexis Ford, and SiriusXM personalities Sal Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot. 


HOW YOU CAN HELP

After raising $350,000 and squeezing every penny of it onto the screen, we could not be happier with the results.  Best of all, Jersey Shore Massacre is 100% shot and only needs $50,000 to cover the post production costs for sound design, color correction, a promotional trailer and the fee for its MPAA rating.  We decided to use Indiegogo to raise the final $50,000 and to reward our supporters with some really special and once-in-a-lifetime perks. 

With your participation, Jersey Shore Massacre can be a stand-out film in 2014 and you will enjoy the fun of being included on the Jersey Shore Massacre website, receiving Jersey Shore Massacre merchandise, seeing your name in the end credits, and even partying with the stars of the film at the NYC premiere and after-party.  In addition to any financial contributions, your shares on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other social media will help let the world know that “The Situation Just Got Deadly”.  Please feel free to reach out to us on Facebook.  We would love to hear from you.


A lot happened right after we shot Jersey Shore Massacre.  Hurricane Sandy destroyed Joey Harrison’s Surf Club, Ron Jeremy almost died from a heart aneurism and Bigfoot was sentenced to a Vermont mental hospital.  Now, as the film comes to completion, the Jersey Shore boardwalk has been rebuilt, Ron has had a full recovery and Bigfoot has been let loose from the mental hospital.  Now, Ron, Bigfoot and the entire cast and crew are ready to celebrate all night at the NYC premiere and after-party for Jersey Shore Massacre.

Whether you join our Jersey Shore Massacre team or not, thank you so much for taking the time to give us a look.  We do sincerely appreciate it.


Paul’s Bio

Paul Tarnopol has an extensive track record of producing and marketing highly successful music compilations to leading retailers such as Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart. Some of Paul’s best known albums are “The Brat Pack Years”, “Booty Jams” and “Stone Cold Metal”, produced with WWE’s Stone Cold Steve Austin.  In 2012 Paul entered the motion picture world with the production of the horror/comedy “Girls Gone Dead” starring Jerry “The King” Lawler, Linnea Quigly, Ron Jeremy and Beetlejuice.  Paul’s latest film is another horror/comedy called “Jersey Shore Massacre” which he wrote and directed.  Paul was born in New York City in 1963, graduated from the American University in 1986 and has lived in Coconut Grove, FL since 2004.


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Thank you!

$10 USD
For a $10 contribution we are going to thank you publicly on the “Jersey Shore Massacre” website. Every donation helps, and we can’t thank you enough for being part of JSM.
Estimated Shipping
January 2014
3 claimed

DVD

$50 USD
Limited to recipients in the United States and Canada. For a $50 contribution, you will receive one of the very first DVDs of “Jersey Shore Massacre” sent directly to you from the distributor. The DVD will include a behind the scenes look at the making of JSM along with several surprise special features by Bigfoot, Sal Governale and others not available digitally. // plus the above perk.
Estimated Shipping
June 2014
5 claimed

T-shirt

$75 USD
Limited to recipients in the United States and Canada. For a $75 contribution, you will receive a limited edition “Jersey Shore Massacre” T-shirt in either S, M, L, XL, or 2X. We think you’ll look pretty hot walking around next spring in your JSM T-shirt. // plus all of the above perks.
Estimated Shipping
June 2014
1 claimed

Signed Blu-ray

$100 USD
Limited to recipients in the United States and Canada. For a $100 contribution, you will receive a Blu-ray copy of “Jersey Shore Massacre” signed to you by the director. This way you can keep the T-shirt and the Blu-ray and give the DVD as a gift to a friend. // Plus all of the above perks.
Estimated Shipping
June 2014
6 claimed

Special Thanks in End Credits

$500 USD
For a contribution of $500, you will receive a “Special Thanks” credit within the end credits of the “Jersey Shore Massacre” DVD and Blu-ray. That means every time someone watches “Jersey Shore Massacre” on DVD, Blu-ray or on television they will see who was responsible for making it happen. // Plus all of the above perks.
Estimated Shipping
June 2014
0 claimed

VIP Premiere/After Party

$1,000 USD
For a $1,000 contribution, you will sit in the VIP section of the NYC premiere of “Jersey Shore Massacre” and join us for our private after party bash hosted by Ron Jeremy. Partying with Bigfoot and watching Sal and Richard get drunk is almost like getting a double feature. // Plus all of the above perks.
Estimated Shipping
February 2014
0 out of 50 of claimed

2 VIP Premiere/After Party

$1,500 USD
For a $1,500 contribution you will receive an extra VIP pass (for a total of two passes) to the NYC premiere and star-studded after party. That way you can bring your BFF or significant other to one of the most amazing and bizarre evenings of your life. // Plus all of the above perks.
Estimated Shipping
February 2014
0 out of 40 of claimed

Dinner with Bigfoot

$3,000 USD
For a $3,000 contribution, you (and your friends) will be able to discuss art, politics and science over a private dinner with Bigfoot at any restaurant, bar or strip-club you select within the New York/New England area. Bigfoot will cover his own travel costs, and you will cover the cost of dinner and drinks for Bigfoot and his manager. This very rare and unusual experience can take place before or after the premiere of “Jersey Shore Massacre”. // Plus all of the perks above.
Estimated Shipping
February 2014
0 out of 10 of claimed
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