WHAT IS JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE?
Jersey Shore Massacre is a blood-drenched horror comedy that does for guidos
and guidettes what Zombieland did for zombies.
After losing their Seaside Heights beach rental, Teresa and her
girlfriends wind up at her Uncle Vito’s hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens
along with five obnoxious fist pumpers. Unbeknownst to the group, a mentally
deranged killer is single-handedly slaughtering them one by one in the most
horrific ways imaginable, assisted only by the group’s arrogance and
ignorance.
Having grown up in the New
York/New Jersey area, guidos and guidettes were always a part of life long
before shows like “Jersey Shore”, “Jerseylicious”, “The Sopranos” and “The Real
Housewives Of New Jersey” were ever dreamt of.
The idea of inserting this colorful group of fist-pumpers, hairdressers
and mobsters into a horror setting that also included the Jersey Devil was
impossible for us to resist.
We produced Jersey Shore Massacre to entertain a
broad audience, not just to impress other film makers at film festivals. However, we tested a rough cut of Jersey
Shore Massacre at Orlando’s Freak Show Horror Film Festival on October 26, 2013
and walked away with the award for Best Special Effects. We have also had the good fortune of casting
some of New York’s best up and coming actors as well as our friends Ron Jeremy, Shawn C. Phillips, Nikki Delano, Alexis Ford, and SiriusXM personalities Sal Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
After raising $350,000 and
squeezing every penny of it onto the screen, we could not be happier with the
results. Best of all, Jersey Shore Massacre is 100% shot and
only needs $50,000 to cover the post production costs for sound design, color
correction, a promotional trailer and the fee for its MPAA rating. We decided to use Indiegogo to raise the
final $50,000 and to reward our supporters with some really special and once-in-a-lifetime
perks.
With your participation, Jersey Shore Massacre can be a
stand-out film in 2014 and you will enjoy the fun of being included on the Jersey Shore Massacre website, receiving Jersey Shore Massacre merchandise, seeing your name in the end
credits, and even partying with the stars of the film at the NYC premiere and
after-party. In addition to any
financial contributions, your shares on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other
social media will help let the world know that “The Situation Just Got
Deadly”. Please feel free to reach out
to us on Facebook. We would love to hear
from you.
A lot happened right after we shot Jersey Shore Massacre. Hurricane Sandy destroyed Joey Harrison’s Surf Club, Ron Jeremy almost died from a heart aneurism and Bigfoot was sentenced to a Vermont mental hospital. Now, as the film comes to completion, the Jersey Shore boardwalk has been rebuilt, Ron has had a full recovery and Bigfoot has been let loose from the mental hospital. Now, Ron, Bigfoot and the entire cast and crew are ready to celebrate all night at the NYC premiere and after-party for Jersey Shore Massacre.
Whether you join our Jersey Shore Massacre team or not,
thank you so much for taking the time to give us a look. We do sincerely appreciate it.
Paul’s Bio
Paul Tarnopol has an extensive track record of producing and marketing highly successful music compilations to leading retailers such as Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart. Some
of Paul’s best known albums are “The Brat Pack Years”, “Booty Jams” and “Stone
Cold Metal”, produced with WWE’s Stone Cold Steve Austin. In 2012 Paul entered the motion picture world
with the production of the horror/comedy “Girls Gone Dead” starring Jerry “The
King” Lawler, Linnea Quigly, Ron Jeremy and Beetlejuice. Paul’s latest film is another
horror/comedy called “Jersey Shore
Massacre” which he wrote and directed.
Paul was born in New York City in 1963, graduated from the American
University in 1986 and has lived in Coconut Grove, FL since 2004.
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