🦼 Back Roamate Now! Exclusive VIP Offer Ends Soon!

This campaign is closed

Shittens

"Shittens- everybody needs one!" -Mark Cuban, ABC's Shark Tank. Shittens are a revolutionary bathroom product- disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes!

Shittens

"Shittens- everybody needs one!" -Mark Cuban, ABC's Shark Tank. Shittens are a revolutionary bathroom product- disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes!

1 Campaign |

Brooklyn, United States

$1,775 USD 32 backers

3% of $50,000 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal

Story

FAQ

Updates 0

Comments 24

If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this:

No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time with take a moist towelette to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

And it doesn't just stop at our own booty.

How many times have you taken a butt wipe to the posterier of an innocent child, hoping against hope that the wind doesn't shift, blowing the contaminated end of the flailing wipe towards your own hands?

And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a "number one and a half", requiring the deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever substandard collection material you find laying around?

Enough is enough.

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

These disposable glove-shaped wipes not only have perforated sides for an easy breakaway disposal, they also include an anti-bacterial inner lining for double the protection.

We're raising $50,000 to kick off the production & global distribution of Shittens and we need your help. Because poop is gross.

Even $5 can help get a Shitten on the hand of a man in need. Donations over $25 will receive a (CLEAN) hand written thank you note from Richie & Rachel. See how nice it is not to worry about where our hands have been???

Shittens. Dropping soon in a store near you.

*PS- We'll be calling them "Shmittens" in mainstream distribution.

*PPS- This whole thing is real. We really are producing Shittens.

Looking for more information? Check the project FAQ

Let us know if you think this campaign contains prohibited content.

Choose your Perk

Thank You Card

$25 USD

We will write you a personalized thank you card. With our clean hands.

15 claimed

Card, Call & Shout Out

$100 USD

In addition to the thank you card, we will call you &amp;amp;amp;amp; personally express our undying love. We'll even tweet &amp;amp;amp;amp;/or facebook a shoutout of gratitude to you, our Shitten-y friend.

8 claimed

Card, Call, Shout Out & DRINKS

$1,000 USD

You get the thank you card. You get the call of undying love. You get the shout out on twitter and facebook. AND you're invited out for a drink- on us- to celebrate your committment to cleanliness. *Flight to NYC not included.

0 claimed

Let's Hang at Your Place.

$5,000 USD

Richie and Rachel will thank you for your unbelievable support of the Shittens movement by coming over. Anywhere in the US. We'll fly to your hood, take you out for drinks and discuss Shittens with you and your buddies.

0 claimed

New York, On Us.

$10,000 USD

Richie and Rachel will thank you for your unbelievable support of the Shittens movement by flying you and a friend to New York for a weekend. We'll put you up at a hotel for two nights and take you to dinner to personally thank you for your help in making our dream a reality.

0 claimed

Richie's Car.

$20,000 USD

If you know Richie, you know he LOVES his Jeep. And to show you how much we appreciate your Shittens support, he will tearfully part with his Jeep. We will personally bring it to you, anywhere in the US. And you're welcome to join us as we toast you, the proud new owner of a 2002 Jeep Wrangler.

0 claimed

Let's Take a Trip.

$50,000 USD

Where would you like to go in the world? Richie and I will go with you and a friend. And we'll pay for it. That's how much we appreciate your belief in Shittens.

0 claimed

Tags for this project