Bukkake! takes a classic fetish and turns it into a fun card game that mixes strategy and luck. It's weird, addictive, and makes for a very interesting game night.
Is This An Adult Game?
Sort of. While the theme of the game is clearly sexual, that's about as far as we take it. None of the cards are pornographic—all imagery is euphemistic. For example, the genital named "the spicy pepper" is just an image of a chili pepper. The only exception is the vagina card, which depicts an anatomy textbook-style vagina. It's not pornographic. We felt society is underinformed about female anatomy and wanted to educate in a weird way.
We didn't want to make an erotic or pornographic game, but rather an unusual one that's a lot of fun and inspires some strange yet hilarious party conversations. That said, this game definitely contains adult themes. Think of it more as an adult game like Cards Against Humanity is an adult game. It's not really appropriate for kids, but it's by no means intended to arouse anyone.
Gameplay
How to Play Bukkake!
Bukkake's gameplay is pretty straightforward. Every player picks a genital card at random to begin the game. Each card has three values: RANK, which determines who goes in the circle first, STROKES, which determines how many strokes you need to ejaculate and PRODUCTION, which determines how much cum you produce with each ejaculation. The remaining cards are stroke and bonus cards. Six cards from the deck are dealt to each player, and the rest form the ‘draw’ pile.
The player with the lowest rank starts in the middle of the circle, and everyone tries to cum on them to get them out of the game. A player is ‘out’ as soon as they acquire fifteen pieces of cum. The player inside the circle is also trying to cum on someone outside the circle, in order to get out of the middle and put an end to the milky shower.
Every player must always have six cards in their hand. On their turn, a player must play one stroke card and, if they choose, one bonus card. In order to cum, they must reach the ‘strokes’ number on their genital. As they can only play one card per turn, they may require multiple turns to reach the exact number. Alternatively, they can play a higher stroke card and ‘overstimulate’. This means that they have made their genital prohibitively sensitive and must skip a turn after they cum. At the end of their turn, they draw from the pile in order to restore their hand to six cards.
Once the player in the center has managed to ‘cum’ out, someone else must take their place in the middle. This is the player with the lowest rank less the number of cum chips they’ve acquired. For example, Thor’s Hammer has a rank of 10. If Thor had collected nine pieces of cum, however, his or her rank would be reduced to a measly 1. Some cards have a rank of * [star] which means they are protected and can never start in the center. However, once they have been cum upon, their total is 0 less the amount of cum chips, which means they can easily end up in the middle. Note: any player departing the circle post-orgasm cannot immediately return, even if they have the lowest rank.
When only two players remain, a jerk-off commences. To win, they must achieve the perfect orgasm: they cannot overstimulate. Any bonus cards, such as the ‘instant orgasm’, can be used, and the first player to ejaculate wins the game.
How Bonus Cards Work
Instant Orgasm Cards are played in place of a Stroke Card and allow any player to cum immediately.
Condom Cards can be placed on any player to stop their next orgasm. They must then ejaculate in order to remove it, and can overstroke in order to achieve this goal without losing a turn.
Buddy Stroke Cards allow any player to jerk off any other player. For example, if you want to induce orgasm from another player’s genital, you can play the Buddy Stroke Card along with a regular stroke card of the necessary value. This move allows you to use another’s genitals that can produce more cum than yours, helping you expedite the bukkake process. If you overstroke your buddy, they will still become overstimulated and lose a turn. Use this move strategically.
Butt Plug Cards can be played in conjunction with Stroke Cards or Instant Orgasm Cards to produce twice the volume of cum a player’s genital would normally produce.
Towel Cards allow any player to wipe off all their cum and start anew. If they are in the center of the circle, however, they must still ejaculate in order to leave.
Note: A a gameplay video will be added to this section later on in the campaign so you can see it all in action.
What's in the Box
The official Bukkake! card game comes with 108 playing cards. There are 90 stroke cards, 10 bonus cards, and 8 genital cards. All are printed in full color on playing card stock.
The game also includes 35 cum chips, which are white plastic circles in the regular game but backers who contribute $75 or more and choose an applicable reward will get a deluxe set of printed cardboard chips. These will feature a more, let's say, orgasmic design and denote values on each one to allow for cleaner gameplay.
Here are the genitals you'll find in the game:
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Little Micro: The little micropenis that could. It can come every turn, and can't end up in the middle of the circle by default. It's small, but it packs a punch.
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Miss Puss: Your (better than) average vagina. It can't become overstimulated because it's tougher than a penis. It takes a reasonable amount of effort to make it come, and it can't end up in the middle of the circle by default.
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Spicy Pepper: Not the biggest penis you'll encounter, but capable nevertheless.
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No. 2 Pencil: Often the first in the circle, but it produces a fair amount of cum with very little effort.
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Chode: Short but thick. Most people ignore the Chode because it seems mostly harmless, but its average stats make it easy enough to get off and remarkably useful when combined with the right bonuses.
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Frankfurter: Your standard bigger-than-average penis.
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Beer Can: The beer can requires the most work of any of the genitals, but it yields a powerful ejaculation.
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Thor's Hammer: The biggest penis of them all. It takes a lot of work to get it off, but it can nearly knock a player out of the game if it does.
Note: Backers who receive a printable PDF will only be able to print the 108 cards. Cum chips will have to be acquired separately.
What's in the Expansion Pack
We couldn't fit everything we wanted into the standard game so we made an expansion pack that includes an additional 52 cards. There are 40 standard stroke cards, 6 new genital cards with exciting new gameplay options, and 6 new bonus cards to shake things up a bit.
Genitals you'll find in the expansion pack:
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Cucumber: It requires very little stimulation to achieve a fairly large orgasm, but has the lowest rank of the game and may spend much of it in the center of the circle.
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Speed Stroker: The speed stroker never takes long to get off and produces a reasonable amount of cum with each ejaculation. Additionally, every time another play rubs one out it comes a little, too.
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The Yardstick: A penis so long it takes more than just one turn to come.
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Mum's Glovebox: An elegant vagina that takes a little more work to get off but ejaculates more than your standard variety. It, of course, has the same protections and abilities as all vagina cards: it can't be placed in the middle by default and it cannot become overstimulated.
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Double Dick: Two dicks are better than one! Both have the same rank and production value, but can ejaculate with a different number of strokes.
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Intersex: Why settle for male or female anatomy when you can have both? The intersex card gives you the power of a standard penis and vagina. You can choose which one you want to use with each turn.
Bonus cards you'll find in the expansion pack:
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Voyeur: Become a voyeur and skip a turn. Not only does this allow you to avoid playing a stroke card and draw a new one, but you also get to watch from the corner where nobody can come on you for an entire round.
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Premature Ejaculation: Come with just half the strokes your genital requires!
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Bukkake: This card causes every player in the outside circle to produce one unit of cum. For example, if there are eight players in the game, seven units would be produced as the person in the center produces nothing but receives the bounty from the group.
About the Creators
We're Adam Dachis and Erica Elson, roommates and writing partners. We enjoy game nights but exhausted our favorites and wanted something new. As a result, Bukkake! was born.
While this is our first card game, we've made a lot of other things. Most recently, we finished writing a book called the Awkward Human Survival Guide that'll be released in April. We're also working on a movie. I (Adam) am a writer for Lifehacker, which has absolutely nothing to do with this game but has required me to know a thing or two about crowd funded campaigns.