“The best reason I can think of for reading a book.”
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Horse & Cabbage Magazine
“Get that microphone out of my damn face!!”
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Wilberforce Clooney
“Erm, I’m sorry, I’m only here to clean the windows.”
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Scabby McKnobcake
“Almost brilliant!! Not quite sensational!!”
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The Lord God Almighty
“I was actually looking for a salad recipe.”
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Dot Chlamydia
“I’m sure I’ll hate every minute of it.”
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The Archbishop of Wednesday
“But I don’t want to be an executive producer. I want to be
a gladiator.”
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Timmy, age 5
“The best fifty bucks I ever invested.”
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His Grace, the Duke of Pokingham
“Ooh, mmmm, yeah, right there, that’s it, yeah, just like
that, yeah!!”
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Rough and Ready Reverends’ Weekly