USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her
sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine
her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you
want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close
it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with
instincts. Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot
woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into
your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?
Explore femininity in its purest form
We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology
making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling
materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the
possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.
Help us to spread femininity all over the world
The secret of the beer lies in
her vagina. Using
hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria
from vagina of an unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s
features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other
products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.
Beautiful Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, our source of Yoni
The crucial part of the
project is to ensure the safety
of the product. The procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other
bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing the final product clean and
healthy. In addition, we examine the final product on presence of other viruses
and bacteria, the findings will be published on our website to make you completely sure it’s healthy.
FINANCIAL GOAL
Our financial goal is 150,000
EUR. It will enable us brewing 6 batches of ca. 16600 beers each. It includes
the brewing itself, ingredients, bottles’ decorations, model’s reward, budget for the
perks and the safety limit in case of change of the EUR/PLN exchange rate.
PERKS
We have prepared many of great
perks, including beers
and gadgets. Beers are only for the EU contributors. We would also like to
offer beers to the donors from other countries, but it depends on potential cooperation
with importers from those countries. That’s why we highly encourage importers
and distributors from other lands to write us on distribution@orderyoni.com. When we find an importer in such countries like USA or Japan, we
will inform you immediately that you can choose the beer in a safe way. We would
be very glad if you could put a positive pressure on importers by asking them
(or distributors, beer stores / restaurants /clubs owners, etc.) to import our
beer or even contribute us.
These are the perks we have prepared for you:
Beers will be
delivered in the EU within 2-3 months after achieving the goal and brewing the beer.
Within other countries the beer delivery can take 6 months more – it depends on
the response of the importers. Beer perks
do not have shipping fees because
beers are to be
picked up in the pick up location. If you prefer the courier option, write us after the contribution
on
indiegogo@orderyoni.com.
Besides beers, we have many of
gadgets, like glass,
beer-opener, posters, polo shirts, lighters or mobile phone wooden cases, etc.
The gadgets we will deliver in the whole world within 2-3 months after the end
of the campaign. You can find more information about the gadgets (for example
colours of the wooden cases) on our website. If you choose a color of your gadget, inform us by writing an e-mail on indiegogo@orderyoni.com.
We have also prepared a lot of elegant gadgets for you
The delivery of beer will take
place via collection points that will be enlisted on our website, and – within the EU – via
courier services. We encourage stores, online stores, restaurants and clubs to
take part in this action, we can guarantee it will be financially profitable, we will also provide
some promotion of your business. Feel free to contact us on cooperation@orderyoni.com. If you
would like to have such collection point in your city, in your beloved beer or
alcohol store, ask the store owner, maybe he will be interested in taking
part.
The delivery of the gadgets,
glasses, etc., will take place via collection points and courier services.
Courier services are conducted
in the whole world.
VISION OF THE FUTURE: NEXT PRODUCTS
"Bottled Instinct" is just a beginning...
It’s not about one beer, but
the wider idea. The surplus will help us in creation of future products. Our
next beers, with a different model’s yoni each, include:
1) BDSM ale – sour ale
made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette
model,
2) Blond ale made with
wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a
blond-haired model or celebrity,
3) Aphrodisia / Dionysia
– wheat ale made with ancient strains of wheat, grape juice,
4) Mona Lisa – brown
sour ale with wooden chips, the tribute to the famous piece of art,
5) Isis – Sour ancient
wheat ale with roses,
6) Cleopatra – Milk
stout regarding to Cleopatra’s milk baths,
7) Lady Godiva – sour
ale with English hops.
And many, many of other great
beers, based on Anime, history, modern culture, etc., with other beautiful
models…
Production of that beers
highly depends on your current contributions and making whole action viral.
Also, we would like to produce other yoni products, drinks, libido drinks,
kefirs, yogurts.
We count on you!
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