The Serious
This is a novelty product. I'd probably advise against actually using it.
I have tested it, and it burns. Especially in the aftermath of the act (I had to jump in the shower and wash it off to make it stop stinging).
Keep Hellfire away from children, animals and your eyes. They won’t see the funny side of it.
Please do not copy anything you see in our promotional videos at home.
And most importantly, whatever you do, communicate with your partner(s), respect them and practice safe sex.
The Pledges
Hellfire 120ml/4oz bottle will be starting on Indiegogo early bird special at the super low price of $13, and $15 for later backers! That includes shipping and is a massive 40% off the intended retail price.
We are also offering different bundle packs, with some including the Gonzo Vibrator,
Unfortunately we are only able to ship Hellfire to UK and the contiguous USA, and Gonzo Vibrator to contiguous USA due to shipping restrictions.
The Gonzo Vibrator
As an additional reward option we are offering the Gonzo Vibrator at a heavily discounted price, either on its own or as a combo package with Hellfire Lube. Vital stats:
- Choose Your Power! - With 20 vibration modes Gonzo Vibrator has strengths from gentle to powerful with something for everyone, while staying charged for one hour of use with the included USB charging cable.
- Discrete and Compact! - Comes in plain packaging and has a smaller head than most other massagers, allowing more targeted and intense use.
- 100% Body Safe! - We use medical grade silicone and it’s completely phthalates & PVC free so you can use in knowledge that its not only fun, but healthy.
- Relax and Rejuvenate, Even in Water! - Gonzo Vibrator is waterproof at up to 1 meter depth so you can enjoy in the bath or shower, or even the swimming pool!
- Satisfaction and Gratification - Guaranteed! We offer a one year no questions Asked Refund or Replacement policy, but we are confident you’ll be enjoying yourself to much to want to return it.
Risks & Challenges
Unfortunately an increasing amount of crowdfunding campaigns are failing to deliver their pledges.
I have successfully worked with sex toy suppliers for the past two years and delivered products across the USA and further afield (see above for details on the Gonzo Vibrator).
I have a lubricant factory which has made samples for me and is ready to start a production run of the product. Hitting the Indiegogo funding target will raise enough funds to meet their MOQ, ship the product to our backers, give Indiegogo their cut, and leave a 15% buffer in case any unexpected costs occur.
I will personally be going to the factory to do the quality control on the production batch to make sure your Hellfire comes out in tip top shape.
This ain’t my first rodeo. I’ve made sure the production and fulfillment side is sorted out before launching the campaign and if we get funded I am 110% committed to getting your product delivered on time and you happy as a backer.
Based on previous experience, I can deliver the pledges in three months, but I’m saying four months to be on the safe side.
FAQs
How spicy is it actually?
I’d say medium level, but that’s subjective (see below for taste test). Once you receive your bottle, please give us feedback! We can increase or decrease the spiciness in future batches, and offer different levels of heat if that’s what the people want.
Why can’t I get a Gonzo Vibrator shipped outside of the USA? Or Hellfire outside of USA and UK?
There are strong restrictions on shipping products with lithium-ion batteries and liquids internationally and at the moment it is not commercially viable to do so. I hope to start offering this in the future.
Why is the lube a different colour in the promotional videos to the still images?
The videos were made with props, and couldn’t find a red coloured lube in time. The images are renders, made by a very talented 3D artist to give an indication of what the bottle will look like after the production run. Please see below for a photo of the most recent sample bottle I received:
Is this a real product, and can I actually use it?
Yes its a real product, but also a novelty one. If it was featured in a stunt show there would a text overlay stating, “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME” in large letters.
Why have you spelt “chili” with a double “L” you idiot?
Because I’m British and that’s how we do it.
I want to back this, but want to remain anonymous, is this possible?
Yes, Indiegogo has an anonymous backing option, and all pledges will be shipped in plain packaging as standard.
Other Ways You Can Help
Please share this campaign with your friends who have a sense of humor! Indiegogo has some handy social media share tools, or you can even do it the old fashioned way and have an in person conversation.