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Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

You didn't ask for it, but here you go. It's hot, it burns and your partner(s) will hate you.

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Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

Hellfire - The World's First Edible Chilli Lube

You didn't ask for it, but here you go. It's hot, it burns and your partner(s) will hate you.

You didn't ask for it, but here you go. It's hot, it burns and your partner(s) will hate you.

You didn't ask for it, but here you go. It's hot, it burns and your partner(s) will hate you.

You didn't ask for it, but here you go. It's hot, it burns and your partner(s) will hate you.

Thomas Strand
Thomas Strand
Thomas Strand
Thomas Strand
1 Campaign |
London, United Kingdom
$297 USD 6 backers
4% of $6,000 Fixed Goal Fixed Goal
Overview
Are you ready to spice things up in the bedroom? Love hot sex? And hot food? Then let your passions simmer over with Gonzo’s Hellfire – The World’s First Edible Chilli Lubricant. (It also tastes great on chicken wings.)

The Silly

Whether you like to play alone, in a couple or with a group, Hellfire is for you. There’s only one rule: you have to like it hot and steamy.

Hellfire is genuine sex lube (though not one for the faint hearted), which can also be used:

  • As a condiment
  • To play pranks on your enemies
  • As a cheeky gift for hens and stags
  • To let the world know what a weirdo you are (especially at dinner parties)

 

 

Is Hellfire Right For Me?

  • Do you like chillies?
  • Do you enjoy carnal pleasure, individually or otherwise?
  • Do you have a sense of humour?

If you answered yes to all of the above, your course of action should be obvious: get your hands (and whatever else) on a bottle of Hellfire.

The world needs Hellfire. Backing the campaign will make you part of our movement for a spicer, sexier world.

 

 
 

The Serious

This is a novelty product. I'd probably advise against actually using it.

I have tested it, and it burns. Especially in the aftermath of the act (I had to jump in the shower and wash it off to make it stop stinging).

Keep Hellfire away from children, animals and your eyes. They won’t see the funny side of it.

Please do not copy anything you see in our promotional videos at home.

And most importantly, whatever you do, communicate with your partner(s), respect them and practice safe sex.

 

 

The Pledges

Hellfire 120ml/4oz bottle will be starting on Indiegogo early bird special at the super low price of $13, and $15 for later backers! That includes shipping and is a massive 40% off the intended retail price.

We are also offering different bundle packs, with some including the Gonzo Vibrator,

Unfortunately we are only able to ship Hellfire to UK and the contiguous USA, and Gonzo Vibrator to contiguous USA due to shipping restrictions.

 

The Gonzo Vibrator

As an additional reward option we are offering the Gonzo Vibrator at a heavily discounted price, either on its own or as a combo package with Hellfire Lube. Vital stats:

  • Choose Your Power! - With 20 vibration modes Gonzo Vibrator has strengths from gentle to powerful with something for everyone, while staying charged for one hour of use with the included USB charging cable.
  • Discrete and Compact! - Comes in plain packaging and has a smaller head than most other massagers, allowing more targeted and intense use.
  • 100% Body Safe! - We use medical grade silicone and it’s completely phthalates & PVC free so you can use in knowledge that its not only fun, but healthy.
  • Relax and Rejuvenate, Even in Water! - Gonzo Vibrator is waterproof at up to 1 meter depth so you can enjoy in the bath or shower, or even the swimming pool!
  • Satisfaction and Gratification - Guaranteed! We offer a one year no questions Asked Refund or Replacement policy, but we are confident you’ll be enjoying yourself to much to want to return it.
 

 

Risks & Challenges

Unfortunately an increasing amount of crowdfunding campaigns are failing to deliver their pledges.

I have successfully worked with sex toy suppliers for the past two years and delivered products across the USA and further afield (see above for details on the Gonzo Vibrator).

I have a lubricant factory which has made samples for me and is ready to start a production run of the product. Hitting the Indiegogo funding target will raise enough funds to meet their MOQ, ship the product to our backers, give Indiegogo their cut, and leave a 15% buffer in case any unexpected costs occur.

I will personally be going to the factory to do the quality control on the production batch to make sure your Hellfire comes out in tip top shape.

This ain’t my first rodeo. I’ve made sure the production and fulfillment side is sorted out before launching the campaign and if we get funded I am 110% committed to getting your product delivered on time and you happy as a backer.

Based on previous experience, I can deliver the pledges in three months, but I’m saying four months to be on the safe side.

 

 

FAQs

How spicy is it actually?

I’d say medium level, but that’s subjective (see below for taste test). Once you receive your bottle, please give us feedback! We can increase or decrease the spiciness in future batches, and offer different levels of heat if that’s what the people want.

 

 
 

Why can’t I get a Gonzo Vibrator shipped outside of the USA? Or Hellfire outside of USA and UK?

There are strong restrictions on shipping products with lithium-ion batteries and liquids internationally and at the moment it is not commercially viable to do so. I hope to start offering this in the future.

 

Why is the lube a different colour in the promotional videos to the still images?

The videos were made with props, and couldn’t find a red coloured lube in time. The images are renders, made by a very talented 3D artist to give an indication of what the bottle will look like after the production run. Please see below for a photo of the most recent sample bottle I received:

 

Is this a real product, and can I actually use it?

Yes its a real product, but also a novelty one. If it was featured in a stunt show there would a text overlay stating, “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME” in large letters.

 

Why have you spelt “chili” with a double “L” you idiot?

Because I’m British and that’s how we do it.

 

I want to back this, but want to remain anonymous, is this possible?

Yes, Indiegogo has an anonymous backing option, and all pledges will be shipped in plain packaging as standard.

 

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Choose your Perk

1 x Hellfire Chilli Lube
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1 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

$15 USD $22 USD (31% off)
One 120ml/4oz bottle of fiery Hellfire Chilli Lubricant, at a 33% discount on the retail price. Perfect for those who want to play alone. Free shipping!
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 200 of claimed
Ships to United States of America, United Kingdom

Thank You!

$2 USD
If you don't want any products, but would like to support our campaign, please select this option. A big thank you back!
Included Items
  • Thank You!
Estimated Shipping
December 2018
0 claimed
Hellfire Early Bird!

Hellfire Early Bird!

$13 USD $22 USD (40% off)
Limited early bird special! One 120ml/4oz bottle of fiery Hellfire Chilli Lubricant, at a massive 40% discount on the retail price. Free shipping!
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 35 of claimed
Ships to United States of America, United Kingdom
Gonzo Vibrator

Gonzo Vibrator

$18 USD $27 USD (33% off)
We are offering a huge 33% of our usual retail price ($26.99) on the Gonzo Vibrator, just for Indiegogo backers! This is unlikely to ever be offered again at this price, and we have limited quantities available. Available to backers in contiguous USA only, free shipping
Included Items
  • Gonzo Vibrator
Estimated Shipping
Original: December 2019
Current: December 2018
0 out of 140 of claimed
Ships to United States of America
2 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

2 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

$28 USD $44 USD (36% off)
Two 120ml/4oz bottles of fiery Hellfire Chilli Lubricant, at a 36% discount on the retail price. Perfect for pranks, gifts and hot fun. Free shipping!
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz (2)
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 150 of claimed
Ships to United States of America, United Kingdom
Early Bird Combo

Early Bird Combo

$30 USD $49 USD (38% off)
Super early bird special including the Gonzo Vibrator and a 120ml/4oz bottle of Hellfire. Everything you need to keep warm on a cold night. Available to backers in contiguous USA only, free shipping.
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz
  • Gonzo Vibrator
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 30 of claimed
Ships to United States of America
Combo Pack

Combo Pack

$35 USD $49 USD (28% off)
One 120ml/4oz Hellfire Lube and Vibrator combo pack. A big saving on everything you need to meet your spiciest desires. Available to backers in contiguous USA only, free shipping.
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz
  • Gonzo Vibrator
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 130 of claimed
Ships to United States of America
Combo Pack 2

Combo Pack 2

$43 USD $71 USD (39% off)
2 x Hellfire Lube 120ml/40z 1 x Gonzo Vibrator Massive value here! Entertainment guaranteed for weeks! Available to backers in contiguous USA only, free shipping.
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz (2)
  • Gonzo Vibrator
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 100 of claimed
Ships to United States of America
4 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

4 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

$52 USD $88 USD (40% off)
Four 120ml/4oz bottles of fiery Hellfire Chilli Lubricant, at a 40% discount on the retail price. The culinary pack, you will be hosting a steamy wing party soon. Free shipping!
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz (4)
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 40 of claimed
Ships to United States of America, United Kingdom
8 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

8 x Hellfire Chilli Lube

$98 USD $176 USD (44% off)
The mega pack! Eight 120ml/4oz bottles of the hottest fun around. Chilli lube for days. Free shipping!
Included Items
  • Hellfire Lube 120ml/04oz (8)
Estimated Shipping
April 2019
0 out of 30 of claimed
Ships to United States of America, United Kingdom
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