Milestones
£50 Egg and Pie Senior – To get things
kicked off, Sam Senior has kindly volunteered to get a little bit messy. We
will egg and pie Sam Senior and video it for your entertainment!
£
100 Ower Cooks/Come Dine with me – Brizzlepuffs
Captain Tom Ower has really made the most of his time spent at university in
his journey to independence. His extensive cooking portfolio boasts slightly
burnt cheese on toast, undercooked pancakes and luke warm rice pudding fresh
from the tin. If we reach this milestone, we will force him to cook a very
complex dish (e.g. Ratatouille) without any instructions/or help and film the
entire thing for the crowds to enjoy!
£
200 Brizzlepuffs Film a Lets Play – Some of our
members hate scary things. We will film some of our scaredy cats play a scary
game and post it EVERYWHERE.
£300
All the Puffs walk through Maccy D’s on a broomstick – Forget about Nandos for just a second (hard I know!) but the
majority of Brizzlepuff meetings take place at Maccy D’s, where adequate banter
can be had. If we reach this milestone, the entire team will go through the local
McDonalds drive thru on broomsticks donning their Brizzlepuff kits and filmed
for your entertainment!
£400
Wax Ower – Those who know Ower a little too well
will also know that he’s one furry thing. His hair for starters looks like
Sonic the Hedgehog meets Marge Simpson. If we reach this milestone we will wax
Ower, and depending how nice we feel, perhaps with his favouritest thing in the
world – duct tape. This of course will be filmed for your entertainment!
£500
Alistair will roast a target – On the outside, our
Goldilocks beater Alistair Goodwin is a cool and collective guy. On the inside,
Alistair is a man of deep thoughts and a lot of built up anger just waiting to
boil out. Should we reach this milestone, we will let Alistair loose and let
him completely roast a pre-decided team, a video will be uploaded for you to
enjoy his sweet, soothing words.
£750
Film a parkour video with brooms – The Brizzlepuffs
are known by some for their mad tekkers and sick skillz. Should we reach this
milestone, a doss video shall magically appear of the Puffs taking on parkour
on their broomsticks and challenging the dizzy heights of Bristol.
£1,000
Ower’s broom cupboard challenge – Fun fact about
Puff HQ – before we moved in, we had two bathrooms. Now, one of those bathrooms
is completely taken up to the brim with various bits of Quidditch equipment and
Bluehawk supplies. In order to see it from Harry Potters shoes, Ower will see
how long he can endure the tiny broom cupboard under the stairs and live in
there until he cracks. This super edgy experience is bound to change him, and
will be documented for you through video format!
£1,500
Shave Dom’s head – Dom Ayres rise through the
Quidditch World is off the back of one thing, and one thing only. His uncanny
resemblance to the legend David Goswell! Should we hit this milestone, Dom’s
luscious locks that he has grown from the age of 3 will be shaved off, with all
hair being donated to Heynes.
£2,000
Hot sauce/Vindaloo Puffs – At this milestone,
you’ll get to see a video of some of our members ‘who are weaker to spice’
eating a Vindaloo from our favorite curry house! Tears will be had!
£2,000 King and Stevens tattoo each other - If we reach this glorious milestone, Jordan King and Luke Stevens will embark on the endeavor of life in second year inspired by the dirt and grime of Bristol, they will tattoo each other and film the results.
£5,000
Senior streaks at EQC final – Our resident ginger
will go full out and streak at the EQC final! Senior will bare all! *terms and
conditions apply*
£50,000
Liquidate the Club – Should we hit this figure, the
Brizzlepuffs will literally shut up and take your money and liquidate the club
immediately. *Note* you may never see us again – MAJOR SELLING POINT!
£1,000,000,000
Build the Deathstar out of duct tape and paper clips – As master architects, the Brizzlepuffs will create the Deathstar
out of the only tools available to them. Paper clips and duct tape.