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Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help an influential and award winning independent media site grow to its full potential.

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Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help BrokeAssStuart.com Grow Up

Help an influential and award winning independent media site grow to its full potential.

Help an influential and award winning independent media site grow to its full potential.

Help an influential and award winning independent media site grow to its full potential.

Help an influential and award winning independent media site grow to its full potential.

Stuart Schuffman
Stuart Schuffman
Stuart Schuffman
Stuart Schuffman
1 Campaign |
San Francisco, United States
$30,826 USD by 586 backers
$30,131 USD by 561 backers on May 2, 2015

               

What Makes Life Interesting Is Not the Things That You Own, but the Shit That You Do.

This has always been the guiding principle behind all the things I've accomplished from selling zines, to making TV, to running BrokeAssStuart.com.

In the past decade it's been amazing to see how much that concept has resonated with people and what BrokeAssStuart.com has come to represent. The whole brand has evolved from just writing funny, snarky bar reviews, to being both a champion of underground culture and a voice for artists and working class people in the Bay Area, New York, and beyond.

What we're doing now is raising funds to make all of this more sustainable. 


Every month it's a scramble to make enough money to pay for all our costs. Raising this money will allow me to: 

  • Finally start paying my staff
  • Publish my best writing instead of selling it to other publications
  • Keep finding and shining light on weird and wonderful things 
  • Start using more original imagery 
  • Focus on breaking news
  • Fund deeper think pieces
  • Take care of site costs 
  • Make needed adjustments on the site
  • Most importantly: Get things set up so that the site can start generating meaningful income by itself. 

Now More Than Ever It's Important That SF Have independent Media Voices.

The reason I'm asking for YOUR help is so that we don't have to be beholden to investors who care more about making their money back than creating and sustaining  dope and meaningful art. As we saw recently with shuttering of The Bold Italic, it's important that Broke-Ass Stuart remains independent. That way we don't have to worry about corporate overlords pulling the plug at any moment. This is why it is so important that you donate.

I Love You, So Can I Have Some of Your Money?

All I'm asking for $30,000. If 1200 of you kick in $25 then boom! We make our goal! Plus we are giving out really amazing perks like stickers, zines, t-shirts, pub crawls, and even fancy stuff like hot air balloon rides and dead body disposal...you'll have to read the perks to learn about those. 

                

I Wanna Keep Making Dope Shit!

As a creative person, I've been very successful. I've written 3 books, been translated into 4 languages, created and hosted a nationally televised travel series, been paid to travel the world and write about it, and penned tons of viral articles. Those things have almost always been on someone else's imprint though. Raising this money will allow me to publish my best work on BrokeAssStuart.com instead of selling it to other publications. 

Other Ways You Can Help

If you're too broke to support the campaign it's ok. You can help by spreading the word to everyone you know as well as follow me on FacebookTwitter, and Instagram.

Thank You. Let's Keep SF Weird. Together.

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The Hamilton

$10 USD
For $10 we enter into this social contract: Next time you see me in public you can yell "Hambone Hamilton!" and I will give you a high-ten. That's a double high-five! Why "Hambone Hamilton"? Because we will both probably be hamboned and Hamilton is on the $10 bill. You can sub a hug instead of a high-ten if you'd like. But you still must yell "Hambone Hamilton!"
19 claimed

The Sticker Bomber

$15 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors
45 claimed

The Bar Mitzvah Partier

$15 USD
Guess what guys? I've been in SF for about 13 years so I'm throwing "Broke-Ass Stuart's Bar Mitzvah Party" Check out this amazing line-up!: The Sam Chase Travis Hayes & The Young Dayz Conspiracy of Beards DJ Carnita from Hard French Citizen Ten Circus Performances by The Golden Gate Dolls plus Surprise Guests There will also be: A DIY Yarmulka station Sandwich love provided Ike's Place Cookie love provided by Doughbies Sunday May 24th The Rickshaw Stop 8pm Get your tix now!
35 out of 200 of claimed

The Zinester

$25 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters
132 claimed

The T-Shirt Lover

$50 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters * A Young Broke & Beautiful shirt in the size and color of your choosing
74 claimed

The Party Monster

$100 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters * A Young Broke & Beautiful shirt in the size and color of your choosing * A Ticket to a Very Special Celebratory Party
40 claimed

The Pub Crawler

$200 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters * A Young Broke & Beautiful shirt in the size and color of your choosing * A Ticket to a Very Special Celebratory Party * A Ticket to a Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl
10 claimed

The Goody-Goody

$300 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters * A Young Broke & Beautiful shirt in the size and color of your choosing * A Ticket to a Very Special Celebratory Party * A Ticket to a Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl * An Article About an Event or Cause of Your Choice
3 claimed

The Day Tripper

$500 USD
You get: * 10 Young, Broke & Beautiful stickers * A shout out in an article thanking all the donors * A copy of my recent zine Love Notes and Other Disasters * A Young Broke & Beautiful shirt in the size and color of your choosing * A Ticket to a Very Special Celebratory Party * A Ticket to a Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl * An Article About an Event or Cause of Your Choice * I make an Itinerary for Your Perfect San Francisco Day.
1 claimed

The Diner and the Diver

$1,000 USD
You get all the other perks plus: * We Go Out to Dinner at a Diner and Drinks in a Dive Bar (You're buying)
0 out of 20 of claimed

The Birthday Babe

$2,000 USD
You get all the other perks plus: * I Skype you on your birthday and sing you "Happy Birthday" while dressed as a baby, a clown, or a robot. Your choice.
0 claimed

The Confetti Cannoneer

$5,000 USD
You get all the other perks plus: * I show up at any function you want with confetti cannons and in a costume of your choice to entertain your guests. You have to clean up the confetti. Also, it it's outside of SF you pay for transportation. I pay for the confetti cannons, natch.
1 claimed

The French Maid

$10,000 USD
You get all the other perks plus: * I come to your house dressed in a french maid's outfit and clean your house. I will probably do a mediocre job of it at best. You pay for cleaning supplies. Also, if it's outside of SF you pay for transportation. I'll supply the french maid's outfit.
0 out of 5 of claimed

The Thelma & Louise

$25,000 USD
* We pretend we're Thelma and Louise and go on a raucous road trip causing trouble and breaking hearts wherever we go. You pay for the road trip but I will provide cute head scarfs and sunglasses. There will be no driving off cliffs
0 out of 1 of claimed

The Professor

$50,000 USD
We travel the country by hot air balloon together, dressed as rich Victorians. In each town we'll sell fake tinctures and then we'll flee before the locals get wise to the fact that they've been hoodwinked. You pay for the hot air balloon, the flying lessons, and our badass costumes. I'll buy us vintage looking glasses and learn Victorian slang. Ladies: I'll supply you a very sexy garter. Fellas: I'll bring you a very manly ascot. I will only refer to you as "The Professor" if you'd prefer.
0 out of 1 of claimed

The Baby Daddy

$500,000 USD
I promise to name my first born child anything you desire. I neglect to tell you that I will use part of the $500,000 to get a vasectomy.
0 out of 1 of claimed
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