'OMG YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SERIES???'

Yes—but only with your help. We have big plans for this thing. We made a great pilot, but we want to make an even greater season of ten 45-minute episodes—and hopefully after that, many seasons. Because we own this show, and because we will never sell it to a network, the sky's the limit—we can never be cancelled, and as long as there's demand for it, we can make this show for as long as we want, released for free to you on the internet.

'SOUNDS GREAT, I'M IN!'

I appreciate your enthusiasm! Positivity is a beautiful thing. Feel free to send your money our way and help our first season of ten episodes, each 45 minutes long, come into fruition.

'WAIT BUT WHAT DO I GET???'

Oh, you mean besides an entire season of 10 episodes of The Stained Hanes show? What more could you want besides that?

'I WANT PERKS, BITCH'

Calm down! You can have perks! You can be a Producer or an Associate Producer, or you can receive a copy of the pilot on DVD, or you can receive a Special Thanks in the end credits. All good stuff!

'OKAY COOL, THANKS!'

Yeah man! Happy to help!