Short Summary
It's always been my dream to own the most successful crowdfunding platform. With your help, that's possible by way of this less successful crowdfunding platform. Thank you in advance for your help in this matter.
What We Need & What You Get
I will need at least $2,000,000,000.
You will receive the satisfaction of knowing you helped me achieve my dream of becoming outright owner of KickStarter.com.
The Impact
Just imagine how much it would change my life to be a successful business owner. Maybe my father could look me in the eye again.
Risks & Challenges
- Raising $2,000,000,000
- Obtaining the phone number of the current owners of Kickstarter.
Other Ways You Can Help
Some people just can't contribute, but that doesn't mean they can't help:
- Talk to the guys that currently own Kickstater and maybe get the price down a little bit. Seems like a waste to spend all that money on one purchase.
- That's pretty much it. It's a pretty straightfoward and simple goal.