Are you tired of losing things? Do you wish there was a neckwear option that was not only stylish but also trackable?

Introducing the world’s first location-tracking necktie: the Little Colonel Locator. It combines fashionable neckwear with the latest in location-tracking technology. Now you can find anyone or anything that’s wearing this tie—as long as they’re within 100 feet of your smartphone. And if they’re farther away than that, it will tell you where they were last in range. 

Because it’s a clip-on, you can attach it to lots of things. However, the tie is not recommended as a way to track children, because outside of 100 feet it will not provide live-tracking updates like a GPS device does. That said, they’ll still look pretty cool wearing the tie.