With the 2016 elections heating up, we detected a certain
aroma wafting on the edge of our senses. It seemed to swirl around the initial
announcements of candidacy, proclamations of the respective parties, and spewing Super PAC sewers.
Drawing on the burgeoning pile of righteousness and
dubious facts that floated on the rising political tide we were able to capture
and concentrate the essence of the collective output of our modern political
polemic.
With scent in hand, we did the
only practical thing we could…we bottled it up as quickly as possible. With landfills
across the US at capacity, and the Yucca Mountain Waste Depository indefinitely
closed, we came up with the only viable disposal solution available to us – the
American consumer. Out of concern for our fellow citizens we have provided
ample warning labels on each container, and even a scratch and sniff early
warning and acclimatization system.
We hope that you will do your part as a
concerned citizen and help us diffuse the ever growing stench by supporting us
on IndieGoGo and taking responsibility for one or more cans of Political Nonscents.
Our Products
Political Nonscents - True Nature of the GOP
Political Nonscents - True Nature of the DNC
FAQs
Will you deliver on
your promises?
Unlike many candidates, we truly do have a fully formed plan
to deliver on our promises.
How do you distill
the aromatic essence of American politics?
Through a painstaking process of watching every debate,
attending rallies, and engaging with every pollster who calls or knocks on the
door.
What is in the can?
Each can of Political Nonscents contains the form and
fragrance of manure. Like most of the current crop of candidates, Political Nonscents contains nothing organic or natural, despite claims to the contrary. If you are feeling bold, pop open a can, but be forewarned that like your electoral choices, the scent may linger 4+ years.
Isn't $50,000 a lot of money?
Not in politics. It is less than 1/100,000th of what is anticipated to be spent on the 2016 US elections. We need the funding to get canning machinery (food canneries are not that enthusiastic about handling the essence of American politics), and to meet order minimums on components.
Isn’t Political
Nonscents offensive?
Yes it is.