Short Summary

DUCK is the new record by the Rats of Unusual Size in over a decade. Lots has happened, am I right? As a self professed silly person, I never thought I'd live long enough to see one of us become President! The Rats of Unusual Size are passionate about our silliness. We feel SILLISM is a prime motivating force in the universe, help us keep hope alive!!!

What We Need & What You Get

Here's the deal:

• I have spent about $700 on this record between recording and equipment
• I need about $500 to fly somewhere and play a show
• So 700 + 500 + 500 = 1700

The Impact

This recording will have absolutely NO IMPACT on your life unless:

• You are slightly delusional
• You are president of the Rats fan club
• You are looking for music to torture detainees with

Risks & Challenges

There is a good chance you have better things to do with your money like:

• Food
• Beer

Other Ways You Can Help

Some people just can't contribute, but that doesn't mean they can't help:

• Troll their friends on our behalf
• Physically threaten them if they don't contribute