NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU.

Rich Ayala's ROACH BALLS is irreverent, depraved, immature humor aimed at adults. PURE, UNCUT, cartoon-comic pandemonium that you copped from a miscreant in a sketchy, graffiti covered bathroom stall. Once you CRACK this comic open you're instantly aiding and abetting in the villain's journey through hostile environments, becoming an accomplice and joining SULLY CUCARACHA in 68 pages of character driven mayhem. THAT'S 68 COMPLETED PAGES AND THE COVER, 100% DONE AND READY TO PRINT!

"What's in it?"

All the good shiet, homies! We're talking a blend of inspirations from the cartoon stylings of R.CRUMB and K. GIFFEN to the cinematic flavor of TROMA FILMS and R. BAKSHI. The whole style is reminiscent of OLD SCHOOL, underground comix with all of the art being completed in TRADITIONAL, hand drawn mediums such as markers and watercolor paints. AND GUESS WHAT, MAHF'KRS

THE ART IS COMPLETE!

Once this campaign closes and finalizes these files are READY to get sent to the printers at a hair trigger's notice. Before you know it you'll be holding 9x12 inches of FLOPPY, FULL COLORED comic book, quicker than it takes for a funky bump, lip scab to disappear.

KEEPING IT SIMPLE.

FIRST 100 BACKERS will receive a ONE OF A KIND sketch card, some DOPE ass STICKERS and a FAKE, glow in the dark crack rock. IT REALLY GLOWS BUT YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE IT!

HOLOGRAPHIC, GLOW IN DARK & PRISMATIC STICKERS!

These crack rocks REALLY GLOW but they're REALLY FAKE! DON'T SMOKE 'EM! They're only for display!

(DIRTY RUG NOT INCLUDED)

ONE OF A KIND SKETCH CARDS!

As an ADDED BONUS these 6x8 sketch cards will have some FUN FACTS on the back.

"THESE ART TIERS OF JOY."

$400 -FRAG BALLS- 11x17

$400 -NINJA ROACH- 11x17

$400 -PHANTOM BALLS- 11x17

$400- Ol' Dirty Balls- 11x17

FRESH HOT STEAMY ART TIERS DROPPING TOMORROW! (4/9/22)

3 Original pieces on 5x17 comic strip boards. They're going for DUMB CHEAP! Each comic strip will come with a bonus 9x12 unused sketch page from ROACH BALLS #1 as well as a A4 sized THANK YOU sketch and a glow in the dark sticker.

$160. Bonus sketch.

$160.Bonus sketch.

$160.Bonus sketch.

Uncalled for ART DROP!

An unused 9x12 title page now available to take up space in your life. White gel pen and liquid acrylic paint on black, mixed media board.

$60.

"What's the BOOTLEG RUNS?"

Well, it sure ain't a cowboy with diarrhea. In order to make sure I knew what I was doing, I went and skipped out on child support (kidding) and had these first TEST RUNS printed. What we have here is an uncoated, matte, sketch cover with the spine frayed a little. These covers don't have that slight sheen that a REAL ROACH has and the resolution is a bit dull throughout the book. SO I PRESENT TO YOU THE BOOTLEG RUN! LIMITED PRINTS! ONLY 4 AVAILABLE to those who buy THE FIRST 4 ART TIERS. 

THE BOOTLEG RUNS ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE FINAL PRINT OF ROACH BALLS. PLEASE BE SURE TO BACK THE BOOK AT THE $25 OR $50 TIER.

"What dafuq's the final book gonna look like?"

Chill, yo! I'm getting to that. The cover will be busted out on some 80# gloss card stock, then coated with a nice soft touch, matte laminate for that suede feel. The files sent to the printers WILL NOT be on some low resolution BS, gotta have you capturing all the grimy goodness and finally the art will be printed on off-white, cream colored, 60# paper. 

ROACH BALLS printed in the US.

CD'S NUTS!

The ROACH BALLS campaign has been going SOOO GEEEWT and the support SO UPLIFTING that it knocked my silly ass back in time and I came across a slimy treasure trove of MIXTAPES consisting of the most OBNOXIOUS, IGNORANT and HAPHAZARDLY put together 90's era HIPHOP music! Swiped beats and all! In the year of 2012 I was inspired to start and creatively lead this project so I enlisted the aid of a close friend, Brandon Martin AKA Rippz as co-creator and we formed FPMFP (Funny People Makin' Funna People) we got some other homies on tracks to make profane rap music and we had fun doing it. THE FIRST 200 BACKERS WILL RECEIVE MIXTAPES 1 & 2 at NO EXTRA COST besides the gamble of listening to that shit and a FAKE, NON-SMOKABLE, glow in the dark crack rock! CUS THE STREETS DEMAND IT!!

THANK YOU!

12K STRETCH GOAL FOR YOUR HEAD HOLES!

The wonderful backers have been putting the scoot in this roaches legs, MUCH LOVE! The numbers have been climbing so at 12k we're gonna do a lil' suttin' suttin' special in the essence that is STANK ASS ROACH BALLS, with some funktified polaroid prints of SULLY CUCARACHA, drawn by the mastermind orchestrator of my odorous trailers, the creator of our favorite crusty koala, HOGAN the BOGAN! BRETT "DON'T BE HATIN" HAYDEN, A.K.A "THE DYING DAYS OF YOUTUBE" drew his version of Sully in the style reminiscent of the up close and personal REN & STIMPY still shots.

These adorable Sully selfies will be printed on 4x3 1/4 retro polaroid photo print with a matte finish.

You can finally clear a space in your photo album of them garbage pics you got going on and put a little ROACH BALLS all up in that.

THESE ROACH BALLS WILL DROP!

Let's face it, roaches have been around since FOREVER, they'll be around way after us. HELP back this comic book and let loose SULLY CUCARACHA to do what he does BEST. 

THANK YOU.