WAITING FOR INDIEGOGO PERKS?
Thanks to 55,000+
kickass contributors,
SUPER TROOPERS 2
WAS RELEASED ON
APRIL 20, 2018!
Even though our campaign is over, we're still offering perks and accepting contributions to make Super Troopers 2 an even better movie!
So what's in it for you? (Aside from a bigger, better, bearf**kier sequel?) Let's talk about STRETCH GOALS. For every $250K we raise, starting at $3 million, we're able to give you new perks, upgrades and incentives for free. Take a look:
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Here's our original Indiegogo page
from back in 2015.
Howdy.
We’re Broken Lizard.
Several moons ago, we made a little indie movie called Super Troopers, which we debuted at Sundance in 2001. We’re proud of how it turned out and apparently it struck a chord with many of you out there because almost daily we get asked “Who wants a mustache ride?” ("Who doesn’t?") or “Did you chug real maple syrup?” ("Yes, and we will never, ever, ever do it again.") or “How is the view from sugar heaven?” ("Sweet.")
But more than anything else, we get asked:
Well, guess what chickenfuckers?
We finally have an answer.
We’ve been waiting for years to do this, and meow the time has come. Our mustaches are thick, furry, and authoritative. The script is written and we’re getting all antsy in our pantsy to start shooting. There’s just one problem:
While the studio has given us permission to make the sequel, and agreed to distribute it (at least in the USA and Canada), we need to fund the movie ourselves.
So this is how it works: if we’re able to raise at least $2,000,000 in the next month, we’ll be able to get to work on a barebones version of Super Troopers 2 this summer. But $2,000,000 is the bare minimum we’ll need to get into production.
We’ve got some big stuff in the script, and if we’re able to raise enough money, you’ll get to see all of it. The more we raise, the more amazing stuff we can put in the movie. More action, more cameos, more shenanigans, and fine, more Farva.
And here’s the other thing: to get Super Troopers 2 a wide release – to get it into a theater near YOU – we need to prove that there’s a real demand to see it, and not just a dozen stoners who keep asking for it over and over.
That means: the more people who contribute to help make the movie, the better our chances of getting a wide release, and coming to a theater where you can enjoy our new shenanigans in their full, cinematic splendor.
First, we’re going to rub the money all over ourselves, just like Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal. Then, we’re going to kiss each and every dollar bill. Then we’ll fill a pool with the money and do backstrokes through it. Then we’ll bury the money and agree to tell no one about it. Then we’ll turn on each other and make accusations. Eventually, we’ll be forced to put the money in a bank.
But once the money is safely in the hands of a responsible adult – our producer – every single dollar will go entirely to making a kick-ass movie. Also creating and shipping the cool gifts we’re sending you. But mostly to the movie.
Our most important goal is to make the version of Super Troopers 2 you’ve been waiting for. The more we raise, the more we’ll be able to spend on production.
Here’s what that could mean for you:
The ability to hire someone who knows how to operate a camera.
Bathrooms for the women on set (men will still have to use the woods).
Bigger stunts.
Fancier cars to chase.
Louder explosions.
Cameos from real Hollywood actors.
More bearfucking (or as Erik’s mom likes to call it ‘making out with the bear’): this time, with real bears and real reciprocation!
More powdered sugar.
More full-frontal Farva.
Diamonds on the soles of our shoes.
More sexy 70’s icons playing women in positions of authority. (Don’t you want to see Lee Majors in a wig?)
- Kate Upton.
Can we talk? We know that aside from a hilarious movie, you also want some cool perks. Well, our perks are so good they might change your political views.
If you help us get it made now, you shouldn’t have to pay again to see it later. Whatever you contribute now doesn’t just go into someone’s pocket as profit: it lets us make a better movie for you. Why wait and pay later with the rest of the crowd? Most of our perk packages let you see your movie when it comes out: get Fandango Movie Tickets ($35 package and above), DVDs and Blu-Rays ($150 package and above), and add the digital download as an add-on (just $30).
It’s your sequel too, so you should be able to share the experience. You’re the reason we’ve spent so long trying to make this movie, and you’re the reason we’ll get to make it now, so we want you rookie beeyatches to be right in there with us. We’ve got big plans for behind-the-scenes access, and our perks include set visits, chances to be in the movie, tickets to an exclusive advance screening tour, or even to join us at one of the red carpet premieres and afterparties! We’ll show you how Lizards make a movie. It might get weird.
We want to hang out with you bearf**ckers. We love how much you guys love Super Troopers, and we love getting to chill with you. So we’ve got some fun stuff planned for the next year: maybe Farva will Skype with you while he’s stuck in the trunk. (What else is he going to do?) Join us in a private luxury box to catch a baseball game, or meet up with us in LA to grab some pancakes or a few drinks. Or, for the brave, come drink against us at our first ever Broken Lizard Beerfest Tournament. We’ll kick your ass, but we’ll respect you in the morning.
And for our top contributors, we’re willing to go that extra mile.
Take over our set. Want to hang out behind the camera and help Jay direct? We’ll let you call action. Prefer to pad out your IMDB page with an on-screen credit as one of our producers? Done. Prefer to be in front of the camera? We’ve got a speaking line with your name on it. (That’s right: we’re offering the chance to be in Super Troopers 2! That’s how serious we are!!!)
We’ll come to you. That’s right. Kick back, relax, and forget about the hassles of travel: we’ll get on a plane and come to you. Have us perform a private stand-up show for you and your 100 closest friends. Or invite us to your wedding, and all five of us will join you at the altar as your groomsmen (or bridesmaids, ladies, if you prefer).
Keep the cruiser. If you want a once-in-a-lifetime offer, how does this sound? We’ll let one of you keep the patrol car we use on screen in Super Troopers 2. Think of the shenanigans you’ll get up to with your own (fake) cop car. Not to mention the roadtrips. It’ll be epic.
Check out all of the perk packages you can grab lower on the page, and keep checking back until the campaign ends. We’ll add at least a few more surprise perks as we think of them, and if you’ve got requests, we might even add a few of those too, so let us know in the comments.
(But listen: if you watched the video and actually want Farva to f**k your wife for $100, you have problems. He’ll do it, but you have some serious problems.)
Stalk us all over the internet. We’re still on MySpace, but you can also hang out with us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, Whosay, Meerkat, Grindr or whatever came out this morning. Get extra karma and LIKE whatever we post, and you’ll be helping your friends discover the greatest crowdfunding campaign they’ll ever join. Yes. It’s the greatest.
Annoy the ever loving shit out of your friends: we need to reach as many Super Troopers fans as we can, and we can’t do it alone. Following us? Help us spread the word. Repost our stuff. Or post your own. We’ll share stuff you can post, and if you make your own cool stuff, let us know and we’ll share it.
Make everyone watch Super Troopers: if your friends love Super Troopers, throw a screening party. If you have friends who don’t love Super Troopers, they’re clearly foreign spies who went to a charm school run by fools. Super Troopers is a national treasure. Make your spy friend watch the movie until they love it. Then make them come to this page and give, even if it’s just $1.
Grab tickets for your friends now: You’re going to want to see this movie on opening night. Maybe you’ll go with all your friends. If you get your friends to get their tickets now, we’ll be able to make a better movie for you. So plan ahead, get your tickets, and help us shoot this thing properly.
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A digital script full of dumb handwritten jokes, and photos and anecdotes from set, plus way more behind-the-scenes access than you want. |
See the movie as soon as it comes out: grab a Fandango Movie Ticket (up to $13 value) now. Plus, we’ll thank you on Twitter! |
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Collectible, super-soft ST2 t-shirt and a spare mustache. Perfect for wearing on opening night when you use your ticket. |
Round out your Official Trooper attire with an exclusive, collectible Super Troopers 2 badge and a pair of Highway Patrol Aviators to hide redeye. |
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The official, full-size, theater quality movie poster for Super Troopers 2. Identical to the one you’d try to steal from the theaters. |
Who needs the internet? Get your marathon on with DVDs of Super Troopers and Super Troopers 2. Perfect for making your friends watch. |
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Enhance your official poster with signatures from all five members of Broken Lizard. |
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance your poster even more with a personalized message from each guy, made out to you (or the name of your choice). |
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All five members of Broken Lizard + @BrokenLizard + @SuperTroopers will all follow you on Twitter. You’ll look awesome. |
While we’re on set, we’ll shoot a script you write or we’ll improvise something. Up to 45 seconds. A lot can happen in 45 seconds. |
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Two tickets to one of our Red Carpet Premiere Events™, in the city you select. Be first to see the movie. Plus, a special Q&A with the cast. |
Two VIP tickets to one of the premieres: walk the red carpet, get reserved seats, and join the cast to celebrate at a private afterparty. |
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You and a friend will visit the set of Super Troopers 2, appear as extras in a scene with the Troopers, and have lunch with the cast and crew. |
We’ll rent out a theater in your hometown, and hold a private screening for you and 24 friends. We’ll even pay for the popcorn and soda. |
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You’ll get to name a character or town in Super Troopers 2, and you’ll either hear or see the name on screen in the final movie. |
You’ll get an Indiegogo Producer listing in the end credits, 2 VIP tickets for the premiere & afterparty, a set visit, a personalized director’s chair, a signed script, and more. |
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Get a speaking line in the movie, a set visit, lunch with the cast and crew, 2 VIP tickets for the premiere & afterparty, a slate used during your scene, a signed script, and more. |
Indiegogo Producer listing, set visit, editing visit, a Director’s chair with your name, 2 VIP tickets for the premiere & afterparty, a set visit, a slate used during production, and more. |
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Bring up to 5 friends and catch a baseball game with all five Lizards, while eating and drinking in a luxury box. |
We’ll come to your town and perform a private standup show for up to 100 people. We’ll hang out after, and everyone’s first drink is on us. |
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All five members of Broken Lizard will attend your wedding and act as your groomsmen (or bridesmaids). We’ll even bring you a gift. |
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Keep one of the actual patrol cars that we drive on screen in Super Troopers 2. Plus, all of the perks from the $10,000 “BE A PRODUCER” package. |
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Pre-purchase your digital download now, and we'll throw in access to some exclusive bonus content just for our contributors. |
One ticket to our EXCLUSIVE ADVANCE SCREENING TOUR in the location you select. Includes popcorn, soda, and a Q&A with Jay and 1-2 other cast members. |
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One ticket to our Beerfest Tournament. Includes food, drink, exclusive swag and the chance to get drunk with Broken Lizard and your fellow contributors in Chicago. |
Enter a team of 2 to compete in our Beerfest Tournament in Chicago, and you could end up playing us. Top 3 teams score custom beerpong tables. Top team gets VIP tickets to party with us at the premiere. |
Have a question?
Ask your mom.
If she doesn’t know, look at the FAQ (below) first.
If your question isn’t answered here, then ask us.
If you ask a question, be patient. We’ll respond as fast as we can, but there are a lot of you sending email, and only five of us. We’ll get there.
FAQ: About the Campaign
FAQ: About Super Troopers 2
FAQ: About the Perks
FAQ: About Specific Perks