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The Kitty Project

Dear Generous Humans, We need to go to the dentist!

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The Kitty Project

The Kitty Project

The Kitty Project

The Kitty Project

The Kitty Project

Dear Generous Humans, We need to go to the dentist!

Dear Generous Humans, We need to go to the dentist!

Dear Generous Humans, We need to go to the dentist!

Dear Generous Humans, We need to go to the dentist!

Lara Tansey
Lara Tansey
Lara Tansey
Lara Tansey
1 Campaign |
Vancouver, Canada
$171 USD $171 USD 7 backers
49% of $349 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal
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Dear Generous Humans,

We are two gorgeous, well behaved kitties.  Our names are Piggy and Muffin. We are worshiped not only for our looks and mad kitty skills but for our modesty and humility.  

Our Sugar Human got into an accident this summer and has managed to brake her back, this means that not only does she complain endlessly about her back hurting when we step on her but she also has had to take a break from work until after Christmas!!!  We are counting our pennies these days.

Our vet, Dr. Ryan, says that we desperately need our teeth cleaned.  We have a bad case of gingivitis.  With our Sugar Human out of commission we need to raise funds to see the dentist.  It's crowd funding OR we have to get kitty jobs and, let face it, unless you would like to offer us a senior management position in either catnip testing or napping we are out of luck! 


What We Need & What You Get

You may be asking yourself, why should I help these two intelligent and stunning creatures get their teeth cleaned?


Reason 1:

You, Generous Human, would be personally responsible for helping two intelligent and stunning creatures.


This isn't enough incentive?

Reason 2:

You would be helping out our Sugar Human in a BIG WAY.  She depends on us for support.  We are her cheerleading team while she is working hard rehabilitating and, of course, we are her purr therapy experts. 


Still not enough?

You are a hard nut to crack Generous Human...BUT we will play on your sympathies like a well resined violin!  

Reason 3:

We have had hard starts in life and need to catch a break.  

Our Sugar Human adopted Piggy because no one wanted him as a kitten. His owner told us that people who came to see him said that he was weird looking and smelled bad.  


Muffin (short for Dumpster Muffin) was found abandoned in a recycling bin at only two days old.  We still have the bottle our Sugar Human used to use to feed her.  We bought it at the toy store.  It's a doll bottle because she couldn't find a feeding bottle small enough for Muffin who was so tiny she would fit easily into the palm of your hand.


The Impact

In short, we are asking for your generosity.  Every little bit helps.  We don't need much...just some pearly white chompers free from bacteria and decay!

Other Ways You Can Help

If you can't contribute money, we appreciate the time you took to read our open letter to Generous Humans.  Please, pass the link to our campaign on to your friends and family, share us on your Facebook and Twitter.

Sincerely,

Piggy & Muffin

P.S. We also accept offerings of cat nip, cheese and empty cardboard boxes.


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