We, The Longest Johns, are proud to announce our third studio album “Cures What Ails Ya”, coming this June. We’d love for all of you to get involved and become as excited as we are about this new release.
Presenting our pre-order campaign! This is an opportunity for for all of our fans, old and new, to get some insights into what’s coming and get their hands on some brilliant new designs of merchandise. With some great unlockable stretch goals, some limited edition items and plenty more opportunities to give us your feedback, we hope you’ll join us on this journey.
The album is all recorded and being polished off right now, set to be fully unveiled in June. But, we’re now looking ahead to the following months and hoping to tour and gig as much as possible, and travelling to meet as many of you as possible. So every bit of help you can offer us is so massively appreciated and will go towards making this the best year the Johns have ever had.
This campaign is facilitating us to do some exciting stuff that we’ve never managed to do before, such as posters and exclusive vinyl printing, plus adding some unlocks that we really want to happen, like hoodies, laser cut tankards and snapback caps, that we wouldn’t be able to do without your help.
For those of you who may not know us, we are The Longest Johns, a 4-piece alt-folk band from Bristol, UK. We’ve been singing sea shanties and folk songs for around 7 years now, touring the UK & Europe, bringing our unique blend of traditional tunes, original songs and singularly quirky instrumentation. With weekly content uploading to our Youtube channel of music videos, travel vlogs, gaming while singing and livestreams, we’re always looking for new ways to reach out to our many fans.
We’d love for you to help us out in any ways that you can, whether it’s pre-ordering the Cd and merch or sharing the exciting news with as many people as possible. And keep your eyes peeled for new content and unlocks from the campaign.
UNLOCKABLE ITEMS
Snapback caps - UNLOCKED at £5,000
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Hoodies - UNLOCKED at £7,000
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Enamel pins - UNLOCKED at £8,000
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Glass Beer Mugs - UNLOCKED at £10,000
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Robbie shaves his beard - UNLOCKED at £11,000
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D20 custom dice - UNLOCKED at £12,000
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Live Streamed Gig In Bristol with an Audience - UNLOCKED at £14,000
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Laser Cut Tankards - UNLOCKED at £15,000
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Record a live album - UNLOCKED at £20,000
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Dave gets a tattoo - UNLOCKED at £25,000
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Design and create a Longest Johns Board Game - Unlocks at £35,000
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