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The Roast of Andrew Wilson

The Roast of Andrew Wilson

The Roast of Andrew Wilson

The Roast of Andrew Wilson

The Roast of Andrew Wilson

Scott Hofman
Scott Hofman
Scott Hofman
Scott Hofman
1 Campaign |
Beverly Hills, United States
$1,125 USD 15 backers
75% of $1,500 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal

So after an eighteen year mainly failed career in Hollywood, our good buddy Andrew Wilson has finally decided to throw in the towel and relocate his brood to a place where the livin' is cheap and the racism is real--South Carolina.

 

Help us send him off with a touch of class, by verbally assaulting him and pointing out his shortcomings in front of a large group of drunken assholes.  

 

On Saturday August 26th, Wilson will be properly roasted.  Now, if a roast was free you probably wouldn't be reading this, but alas, to do it right there are costs and that's where you come in.  

 

We intend to do this right so staging will be necessary.  A pre-roast cocktail hour will be important to lubricate the crowd and give Mac an outside chance at getting a laugh or two when he goes on. Also a taco truck or some equivalent drunk food will be necessary to feed the animals who call Wilson a friend. 

 

Wilson was an okay guy by most accounts, but not always. Help us showcase the latter. 

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Who the fuck is this guy?

$1 USD
I don't know this Wilson kid but he sounds like a douche. I give homeless people on freeway off-ramps two dollars so I guess I can give him one...
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Shitty friend level

$5 USD
I know Willie and I consider him a friend, but five bucks is my limit and even that is a stretch.
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I care from afar

$20 USD
Wilson is okay I guess. I am not attending the roast, but I think it's a great idea and I want to support the cause. I will give twenty bucks as long as I get to see photos and maybe a bit of audio to go with it.
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I got invited

$40 USD
I am getting an incredible value. I get to watch Wilson get anihilated by his "friends" and I get to drink and eat as much as my gluttonous ass can handle. Do I get a free Uber too?! (No.)
1 claimed

More than an aquaintance

$100 USD
I call him Uncle Willie, I get high with him and I want him to have a proper send-off. It's worth one Benjamin to ensure this happens.
1 claimed

I throw money at things

$500 USD
I have $500 that is "parking meter money" to most of you. In order to prove this I am buying in at this price.
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I make bad financial decisions

$1,500 USD
I might have once employed Wilson. I might have millions of dollars. I might throw money at problems and wish to appear to care about Wilson without actually having to see him or personally show my face at this send-off.
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