The Roast of Andrew Wilson
The Roast of Andrew Wilson
The Roast of Andrew Wilson
The Roast of Andrew Wilson
The Roast of Andrew Wilson
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The Roast of Andrew Wilson
So after an eighteen year mainly failed career in Hollywood, our good buddy Andrew Wilson has finally decided to throw in the towel and relocate his brood to a place where the livin' is cheap and the racism is real--South Carolina.
Help us send him off with a touch of class, by verbally assaulting him and pointing out his shortcomings in front of a large group of drunken assholes.
On Saturday August 26th, Wilson will be properly roasted. Now, if a roast was free you probably wouldn't be reading this, but alas, to do it right there are costs and that's where you come in.
We intend to do this right so staging will be necessary. A pre-roast cocktail hour will be important to lubricate the crowd and give Mac an outside chance at getting a laugh or two when he goes on. Also a taco truck or some equivalent drunk food will be necessary to feed the animals who call Wilson a friend.
Wilson was an okay guy by most accounts, but not always. Help us showcase the latter.