Sooo.... What's This All About?
Us folks (and by folks we mean a bunch of twentysomethings who graduated from prestigious universities with art degrees; AKA we are now broke) over here at His & Her Films and Levitation Studio are banding together to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD. In today's economy, it is no secret that it is terribly hard to get a proper job. Most positions are being filled by people that are WAY overqualified. We (Elisha Jachetti and Alexander Vorobyev) know that first hand and we are tired of being guinea pigs for other people! The time has come for us to take our fates into our own hands. That of course means writing a ridiculous, gut-busting script, which we intend to act in, direct, and produce. WOW. Deep breaths.
Variety begins when Yuri travels abroad to the illustrious USA for the first time in his life and gets hired in a small store on the Jersey shore. He quickly finds new friends and enjoys all the aspects of American life. However, everything changes once a new store opens up in the same area and starts to take all the business from Yuri's shop. The plot unravels as Yuri and his friends try to keep the store open. An unpredictable sequence of hilarious situations and intricate romantic relationships will make you laugh the whole movie!
We Want/Need You (Oh Baby, Oh Baby)
Contributing to our campaign is pretty much the most kick a$$ thing you could possibly do. Not only will we love you forever. And we mean it like those kids in The Sandlot, FOR-EV-ER, but you will officially be deigned a SUPER HERO for helping us out. As if our everlasting affection and your new status in society isn't enough, you will truly become an integral part in this film. We cannot make our dreams a reality without your generosity.
So, as any smart investor, you're probably wanting a business plan. Don't worry, we got you covered. Your money would go towards hiring cast and crew, paying for locations and equipment. Below is a step by step timeline:
Numero Uno- Kick some indiegogo bootay (in the most delicate sense of the word)
Numero Dos- Make the movie
Numero Tres- Sleep with who we have to in order to get the film distributed
Numero Cuatro- Win an Oscar
Pretty sound proof, huh?
Seriously, Though.
We get it. This is totally a dressed up, desperate plea for cash. We just love filmmaking so much that we are throwing all our shame out the window.
Too Poo' to Afford the "r"?
Never fear. We are poo' too. However, you can still help!!! Share the H-E-DoubleHockeySticks out of our campaign, website, and Facebook. Just increasing our visibility on these mercurial interwebs is HUGE like our tummies after Thanksgiving.
THANK YOU!
HUGS and BUTTERFLY KISSES xoxoxox (Disclaimer: We are not promoting the spread of illnesses. Keep the tongue to yourself.)