Brian Harris
McHenry, Illinois, United States
I'm a Starving Author
I raise my two kids during the day, and by night I write books and troll the city streets as a vigilante superhero...on crutches. I cannot stress that enough, my only weapon is my ability to illicit pity from my rivals. The minute they let their guard down to cry, I hit them with my crutches. I feel no shame...I AM A HERO.