Pop Haydn, Certifiable Genius
<p>I am not originally from the <strong>21st Century</strong> myself, but have been stranded here by accident (not really my fault) with a bunch of other maroons from a very different time and place.</p> <p>But we love it here!</p> <p>We are great boosters of this wonderful era!</p> <p>The toilet paper is great here, and you can sell people a pint of water for four bucks!</p> <p>We love the internet and are quickly becoming experts with contemporary electronics and communications. This is a wonderful opportunity for the sort of marketing that we in the medicine show business do--we give people free entertainment, get them in just the right mood, and then we sell them something.</p> <p>We don't take them for a lot, but we get a little bit from everyone, and everyone goes away happy!</p> <p>The medicine show pitchman is the very archetype of the American marketing and advertising man of this past century.</p> <p>But now, here in the <strong>21st Century,</strong> things are even better!</p> <p>You can <strong>CHARGE</strong> people for entertainment <strong>AND</strong> <strong>SELL</strong> them something!</p> <p>Our little company is making its way here in this interesting time period the same way we always have--with a little magic, a little comedy, and a little song and dance.</p> <p>We offer exciting variety acts to draw a crowd and get them in the right mood, and then we sell them those little bottles of miracle oil and those little bags of candy.</p> <p>You can find out more about our adventures in the <strong>21st Century</strong> at <a href="http://www.pophaydn.com/pops-true-story.html"><strong>Pop's True Story</strong></a></p> <p>If you want to see my cover story that I use with the authorities, it is here: <a href="http://www.pophaydn.com/bio.html"><strong>BIO</strong></a></p>