Lady Ryot of the Space Pirates
<p>Monkey-trainer, rockstar, and avid ninja psychologist, Lady Ryot has sailed all 18 seas of Centuppa Prime, battled the Great Ragnagork on Lugnor with only a flint knife and her razor-sharp wit, and can solve any mad-lib puzzle using ONLY VERBS. Her unique parlance has been adopted as the second language on 3 planets and 15 colonies, and you can find the modern updated version in the Pirates Guide to the Universe. Zeutism and it's more recent offshoot, Youtism, are state-suppresed religions that question the taxes and laws established under the Religocrazy- sorry- Religocracy of the Pan-Galactic Emporer and thus is violently opposed by all ruling classes, but her active love of freedom, art, radical-self-reliance, radical-self-expression, and DO-OCRACIES WILL NOT BE STOPPED!</p>