ARTIST, SEX NERD & PORN STAR

I'm Colby Keller.  I'm an artist, writer and sex columnist. Oh yeah, and I'm also a porn star. I run a blog called Big Shoe Diaries (www.colbykeller.com) and I'm ready to take it on the road, but I need your help.

Over the past five years I've  had millions of visitors come to the blog for the huge fan-curated collection of cheeky I SEE PENIS posts, Get in Bed with Colby Keller sex advice videos, beautiful crazy fan art,  artist interviews, poetry contests, Boys with Beards, Guys with Glasses and so much more.  

I wouldn't have guessed any of this would have been possible five years ago when I did my first post about a sculpture that looked like a . . . Really? Oh!!!!  Needless to say, you've already given me so much! And now, I'm asking for more so that we can take this show on the road together!

HERE'S WHAT I NEED

My plan is to buy a van, a mattress and a camera and travel across the country.  I'll meet all my amazing fans, blog my adventures, collaborate with other artists and make videos in every state.  Remember when Sufjan Stevens said he wanted to make an album for every state?  Well, I plan to make a porn in every state (and whatever they call states in Canada-jk! jk!). . . and I'll do it in less than a year. 

So I need:

• A van. Used but in good condition for some heavy mileage.
• A mattress for the back of the van to serve as my bed and indoor studio.
• A fancy camera, so you can see all the gritty details as clearly as possible.
• Gas, food, mobile bandwidth so I can stay fueled and keep the transmissions cumming (oops, I meant coming!!!).
• A hotel room in each state so I can take a shower and vary the up the filming locales.

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET!!!

 I've come up with lots of perks listed below, but if you think of something, let me know at bigshoediaries@gmail.com - I'm happy to add a perk to make sure you get what you want!!!

IN CASE YOU'RE NERVOUS

You've worked hard for your money and why should you give it some flaky porn star?  Well, I'm a hard worker and people have noticed.  I've run my blog successfully for five years and been featured on Salon.com, the Advocate, OUT, New York Press, Next Magazine, Jacobin, Queerty, The Awl, Huffington Post and slew of other online and print outlets.  I even won a World of Wonder (they're the ones that produce RuPaul's Drag Race) WOWie Award for Best Blog last year!

And you can ask anyone in the jizz biz and you'll hear that I'm one of the HARDest working and most professional porn stars out there.  (wink)

"COLBY, I HAVE NO MONEY, HOW CAN I HELP?"

If you can't contribute, help me get the word out about my campaign.  Tell your gay boss or gay porn-loving lesbian neighbor.  The more people talk about the campaign, the better chance we have of it getting it funded.

Oh and one more thing . . . Big Shoe hugs to all of you!!!