We Have Kidnapped David Boeing
Who is David Boeing?
- The heir to the Boeing family fortune
- An independent filmmaker
- Kind of a jerk, honestly
Why Are We Asking You?
We thought David's family would pony up the cash for his release. But we were wrong...
- Tired of funding his bad independent films, David's parents have cut him off
- They think this page is another one of his publicity stunts to raise money for his films
- We were just going to murder David, leave him for dead, and find some other rich punk to kidnap, but he gave us the idea to crowdsource his ransom
- We originally wanted far less, but these funds will help us compensate our cast and crew for their time and talent.
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Sure, you may not know the guy, but do you really want to see him die?
The Impact
If you give us the money, then David will get a second chance at life.
- He will get to keep making movies, maybe even making a good one
- He will get to right any wrongs, maybe even avoid dying with regrets
If you don't give us the money, then we will kill David Boeing.
Risks & Challenges
If we do not get the $50,000 from you, we face the following problems.
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Get arrested. It's possible we may go to jail for what we've done. We can't let that happen.
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Kill David Boeing. There's no turning back now: a promise is a promise.
Other Ways You Can Help
If you're reading this, then we know you're good for the money. But if you're too stingy to reach into your pockets to save a man's life, then you can at least
- Get the word out to your friends about our page
- Use the Indiegogo share tools to make some noise about this campaign!
A Word About Our Deadline
We are planning a special "live stream" at the end of our deadline, featuring David himself. The live stream will take place on
Saturday, June 4th, at 1pm CDT.
More details to follow.
Please help us make the movie of David's life.
#crowdransom
