Alright, folks, are you ready for the ultimate geek experience? Geeks Closet is taking it up a notch with our new expansion, Geeks Closet Grading, or GCG for short. And let me tell you, it's not just any grading slab business. We're talking comic books, trading cards, and everything in between.
That's right, we're not playing favorites here. Whether you're a fan of Marvel, DC, or indie comics, we've got you covered. And let's not forget about our trading card enthusiasts. We're talking NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, Pokemon, Magic the Gathering, and Yugioh. You name it, we grade it.
But wait, it gets better. We're not just a grading slab business. We're also offering a wholesale program for comic book stores and trading card shops. That's right, we want to spread the geek love far and wide.
And for our members, we're offering a subscription service that'll knock your socks off. Imagine getting your favorite comics or trading cards slabbed straight to your door within 21 days of their release date or box release. It's like Christmas morning, but every month.
But that's not all, folks. We're taking this show on the road. That's right, we're attending conventions where we can witness autographs for comics and cards and have them delivered straight to you within 21 days of the last day of the convention. Talk about lightning speed.
And let's not forget about our special deal for those who donate $25 or more. When we're ready, we'll send you a graded slab of your choice. It's like a mystery box, but way better.
So what are you waiting for? Help us make Geeks Closet Grading the ultimate geek experience. Donate now, and you won't regret it. Unless, of course, you hate geekdom. But who hates geekdom? That's like hating pizza. Don't be that person. Join the geek revolution today.