HAPPY ENDING: A hot and hilarious
romp of a scifi-horror comedy feature that chronicles what happens when an
alien predator invades a remote desert bordello, forcing the Working Girls and
their Johns to fight for their lives...and humanity's survival!
Special Thank You: Tons of Thanks and Love to the Amazing Artist Joel Ferris for the Storyboards used in our Promo Video :D
IMPORTANT LINKAGE:
Website: http://happyendingmovie.com/
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/HappyEndingSPP
IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3281882/?ref_=nm_flmg_spl_1
Sick Puppy Pictures website: http://sickpuppypictures.com/
Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/happyendingspp
PRESS:
Thank you SO much to our wonderful supporters in the media!!
Monsterdiggare: http://www.monsterdiggare.net/Happy%20Ending.htm
re(Search) My Trash: http://www.searchmytrash.com/articles/happyending(8-14).shtml
Curiosity of a Social Misfit: http://curiosityofasocialmisfit.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/phil-condits-happy-ending-indie-go-go.html
MoreHorror: http://www.morehorror.com/happy-ending-is-coming
Dread World: http://www.dreadworld.com/2014/08/would-you-like-to-have-happy-ending.html
B Movie Nation: http://www.bmovienation.com/?p=12177
Gruesome Hertzogg: http://www.gruesomehertzogg.com/phil-condits-happy-ending/
Igor's Lab: http://www.igorslab.com/home/2014/8/7/igors-lab-monsterific-podcast-episode-17-with-maria-olsen-ph.html
Free Pie Night from TMV Cafe: https://ia902308.us.archive.org/30/items/FreePieNightTmvCafeRadio/HappyEndingsmariaOlsen.mp3
RUNNING THE
BORDELLO
PRODUCER/WRITER/DIRECTOR
PHIL CONDIT OF SICK PUPPY PICTURES![]()
Phil has been making movies for many more decades than he
would care to contemplate, and his studio, Sick Puppy Pictures, is about to
release the horror B-Epic, Empress
Vampire, starring the sultry, alluring, and exotic Asian beauty Ange Maya!
After honing his craft while making countless award-winning
documentaries for UCLA, Phil decided to change careers and return to his early
roots as a horror and comedy filmmaker.
Phil’s Happy Ending is as witty and fast-paced as French
farce at its best and is sure to entertain, thrill and titillate viewers the
world over. I mean, just scroll down and see all the talent attached!!! Or,
alternatively, wait for us to introduce you to them one by one through our
series of super-cool promo videos!
Skating on the thin ice of raunchy, but never falling into
the freezing water of vulgar, Happy
Ending features a bevy of beautiful lasses – and lads – and is bound to
appeal to the masses hungering for horror, science-fiction, comedy and
eye-candy!
OVERSEEING THE
SUPER-HOOKERS & THE JOHN SQUAD
CO-PRODUCER/ACTOR
MARIA OLSEN OF MONSTERWORKS66![]()
One of the busiest actors and producers in Indiewood today,
Olsen has just earned her 122nd IMDB acting credit and is also
producer or co-producer on record for a cool collection of features, series,
shorts and anthology features.
Olsen also has tons of experience with crowd-funding
campaigns and is presently getting perk packages out for the successfully
funded MO66 co-production projects Live-In
Fear, Way Down in Chinatown, Reunion and LoveTouchHate!
Not only will Olsen be co-producing Happy Ending, she will also be playing Dominique the Dominatrix –
more on this below – and she’ll be doing literally anything (except washing the
dishes – ugh!) to get Happy Ending up
and running.
Seeing that Olsen has a history of collecting comics –
sorry, guys, DC not Marvel – she was quick to see the resemblance of Madame
Wang’s Ladies of the Night to a finely honed all-girl superhero team, hence her
being in charge of corralling...The SUPER-Hookers!!!
ANGE
MAYA![]()
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Plays: Madame Wang
(Our Glorious Leader)
Madame Wang’s
Superhooker Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Madame (Yes Sir Ma’am Sir!)
Wang
(b) Super Power: Rallying the Troops
(c) Weapon of Choice: Shotgun
(d) Signature Color: Chinese red
(e) Kryptonite: Protecting her Girls
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Ange Maya will surely become a household horror name when
Phil Condit and Sick Puppy Pictures’ earlier feature, Empress Vampire aka Empire of
the Evil Dead is unleashed upon the world. Audiences will be entranced by
her signature floor-length hair and her gloriously over-the-top imperious
demeanor. In Happy Ending, Ange plays
Madame Wang, the She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed of bordellos, and she rules her girls
with a velvet hand in an iron glove. Ange has also appeared in the horror
feature Blood Scarab and the biopic Long Hair Dream Land (also helmed by
Phil Condit), and her action-adventure feature, China Spy, is presently casting.
JILL
EVYN![]()
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Plays: Candy (She’ll
raise your blood sugar!)
Candy’s Superhooker
Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Candy (Sweet Lips) Crush
(b) Super Power: Whuppin’ Yo Ass!
(c) Weapon of Choice: Automatic handgun
(d) Signature Color: She wears clothes???
(e) Kryptonite: Committed relationships
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Team Happy Ending is thrilled to have Jill Evyn on board as
our leading lady, Candy: the vice-cop turned hooker who is, just like Star
Wars’ Obi-Wan, Our Last Hope against alien domination. Jill has a broad
spectrum of work under her belt – from drama to action both on the big and
small screens – and has become known to horror fans the world over from such
features as Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul
Bunyon, Photographic and Don’t Fall
Asleep. Upcoming projects that will soon grace our screens include
thrillers SafeWord and Any Last Wish, romantic drama Anatomy of a Love Seen and the
television mini-series True Perfection.
And “True Perfection” describes exactly what Jill’s portrayal of Candy will be
like!
DAWNA
LEE HEISING![]()
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Plays: Alice (She’ll
take you to Wonderland!)
Alice’s Superhooker
Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Alice “Can’t Stop”
Carroll, Las Vegas Dancer
(b) Super Power: Master-Level in Slap Jack
(c) Weapon of Choice: Samurai Sword
(d) Signature Color: Yearning-For-It Yellow
(e) Kryptonite: Her doggie, Mitsi
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Actress / producer / host Dawna Lee Heising is presently
enjoying an incredible amount of popularity in the indie horror scene – and
rightly so! – and she can be seen in, among others, the following films: Seth
Metoyer’s Squeal: Blood Harvest,
Gregory Blair’s Deadly Revisions and
Creep Creeperson’s Dracula. She is
also the Executive Producer of the TV series Eye on Entertainment and MoreHorror
in Hollywood. With (at present count) 84 acting and 24 producing credits
under her belt, we at Madam Wang’s House of Happy Ending are THRILLED that
Dawna has agreed to play our Alice (in fact, we wrote the role for her but,
shhhhhh, we’re not telling her that).
VICTORIA DE MARE
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Plays: Cinnamon
(She’ll spice up your life!)
Cinnamon’s
Superhooker Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Cindy “Spice Girl” Galore
(b) Super Power: Breaking salt shakers
(c) Weapon of Choice: Hairspray flamethrower
(d) Signature Color: Schoolgirl Plaid
(e) Kryptonite: Having to think
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Victoria De Mare, Horror Heart-throb, is well on her way to
becoming the busiest scream queen in Tinsel Town! She’s proved so popular as
the Succubus, Batty Boop, in Full Moon Horror’s Killjoy series that the next installment in the franchise is going
to be all about her. Further cult horror
credits include Gingerdead Man v Evil
Bong, Werewolf in a Woman’s Prison and Shadows.
Victoria is also an extremely talented dancer – classically trained – and
singer, and her songs are featured on Spotify and ReverbNation. We’re sure
she’s going to make the spiciest Cinnamon ever!!!
PHEDRA
SYNDELLE![]()
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Plays: Bridget
(She’ll bring out the animal in you!)
Bridget’s Superhooker
Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Bridget “You Tarzan” Jayne
(b) Super Power: Causing people to break
salt-shakers
(c) Weapon of Choice: Machete
(d) Signature Color: Luscious Leopardskin
(e) Kryptonite: Can be caught easily
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A relative newcomer to Los Angeles and the life of film,
Phedra is, nevertheless, busy making up for lost time. Recently seen in the tv
mini-series 2 For Flinching and also
on The Arsenio Hall Show, she is
presently chomping at the bit to get started in her role as Bridget in Happy Ending!
DOLORES
QUINTANA![]()
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Plays: Roxanne (You
just eat her up!)
Roxanne’s Superhooker
Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Roxanne “Swallow never
Spit” Banana (sister to Ms Lola Banana)
(b) Super Power: Making things taste good
(c) Weapon of Choice: She’s got a whole rack of
them! Oh, and her cleaver!
(d) Signature Color: Perverse Purple
(e) Kryptonite: Dieting
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Horror fans will recognize Dolores from Zombie Nation and The Los
Angeles Ripper, but Dolores is multi-talented and gets to show off her
comedy chops in the hilariously satirical TV series from Shameless Redhead
Productions, Starving in Hollywood,
and to strut her dramatic stuff in the hard-hitting Lake Los Angeles. As proficient on stage as she is on screen, this
Latin beauty was the perfect choice for food-and-Steve loving Roxanne, and we
can’t wait to see her pop her popcorn!
MARIA
OLSEN![]()
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Plays: Dominique
(She’ll dominate you!)
Dominique’s
Superhooker Stats:
(a) Secret Identity: Dominique (Little Death)
Dupri
(b) Super Power: Making people say Uncle
(c) Weapon of Choice: Bullwhip
(d) Signature Color: Bodacious Black
(e) Kryptonite: Soft Spot for Sarge
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Lift up the nearest rock, and you’ll probably find Olsen…
Best known as The Fury in Fox’s Percy
Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, she’s currently appearing
in Another, Lost Time, African Gothic
and Starry Eyes, which are making the
international festival rounds. Recent and up-coming television appearances
include The Travel Channel’s Hotel
Secrets and Legends and the creepy series, My Haunted House. Her dream-scream-queen series, Trophy Heads, arrived on
fullmoonstreaming.com in June, and she just completed shooting features Agoraphobia, Club Lingerie and Gore Orphanage. She can’t wait to start
cracking her whip as Dominique the Dominatrix!
COUNTING THE
PENNIES
We’re asking y’all to become a part of our wonderful film
and join Team Happy Ending. Not only because we know you’ll get a kick out of
it but also because we think you DESERVE this film to be made so that you can,
whenever you get the chance, sit back, relax, kick off your shoes and watch our
lovely ladies kick alien-invader a$$! This is a feel-good film, and we like
making our audience feel good – much like the ladies in our bordello do – and
most of all, we like giving people a Happy
Ending to look forward to.
Although we do need support and contributor-love to get our
film made, we are NOT putting the entire burden of finding funding on our
supporters’ shoulders, and our goal here is merely about a third of what we’ll
be pounding the pavement looking for ourselves through things like equity
funding and corporate sponsorship.
Even if we’re NOT successful in finding our wish-budget –
about $110,000 – we will STILL make your movie and you will STILL get the perks
you are plonking your hard earned dollars down on the IGG-table for. In other
words, if we don’t get fully funded, we may not be able to get the actual alien
from Tau Ceti to be in the move, but we WILL get a reasonable facsimile
thereof...
That being said, here’s a list of the things we need help
funding:
Paying the cast and
crew: we take this very seriously and would never dream of asking anyone to
work for free!
Locations and Permits:
if you don’t have any place to shoot, you can’t shoot anything
Crafty: a film
shoot, like an army, lives on its stomach
Star Name: we’ve
pinned a HUGE horror name to play the role of Doc, but, yeah, he also needs to
be paid (feel free to guess who we’ve pinned!!!!)
Insurance and Legal:
yeah, we all hate putting money down for these super-non-creative things, but
they have to be paid
Equipment:
without this there would BE no movie!
We are, however, thrilled to announce that we’ve managed to
get our ladies’ delectable wardrobe sponsored by the awesome company Adam &
Eve!
THE JOHN SQUAD
DOC
We will reveal the name of the Horror Icon who will play
Doc, Madame Wang’s Main Squeeze, as soon as our campaign reaches $10,000. Part
of the fun is guessing who’s going to be playing him while we’re counting our
way up to said $10,000...so please let us know who your guesses are!!!
BRAD
SLAUGHTER![]()
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Plays: Rick,
Candy’s Heart-On and Sidekick
With such roles under his belt as Hot Guy in Betty White’s Off Their Rockers and Hunky Bartender in
the TV movie All About Christmas Eve,
it’s no wonder that the super-easy-on-the-eyes Slaughter booked the role of
buff construction worker Rick in Happy
Ending. Of course, the fact that he’s awesome-talented didn’t hurt either!
With a number of cult fave features to his credit – including several David
DeCoteau B-movie gems like 1313: Alien
Invasion – Slaughter will feel right at home chasing aliens through
bordello corridors!
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BRAD
POTTS![]()
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Plays: Sarge,
Dominique’s Soft Spot
Potts is hugely known in the indie horror arena, and his
thrilling credits include Full Moon’s Puppet
Master X: Axis Rising, Creep Creepersin’s The Brides of Sodom and the B-epic Zombies vs Strippers. He has also made his mark in more mainstream
fare, and he has appeared in Water for
Elephants and the immensely popular TV series, 1,000 Ways to Die. Upcoming projects include Edward Payson’s Fury: The Tales of Ronan Pierce and the
terrifying duo of Ditch Day Massacre
and Circus of the Dead, both of which
star Horror Icon Bill Oberst Jr.
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ERIK
A. WILLIAMS![]()
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Plays: Steve,
Roxanne’s Menu Item of Choice
Over the last few years, Erik A. Williams has quietly
amassed a huge stockpile of hilarious roles, and he is the perfect fit for our
film’s goofy and lovable second-banana, Steve.
With over 135 credits to his name, there’s no doubt that you’ve seen him
in action, whether it be in his guest spot on That Sex Show, his Syfy pilot, The
Apocrypha, or his lead in the indie thriller The Man in the Maze. He was also part of the ensemble cast awarded
Best Comedy Series in the 2012 Los Angeles Comedy Awards. Manically comedic
Williams is the perfect foil for Happy
Ending’s effervescent and over-the-top (not to mention
spilling-out-of-her-top) Roxanne!
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The Happy Ending Crew is also an integral part of our
project, and we’re thrilled to introduce:
CLEVE
HALL![]()
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Our FX Expert!
The Syfy Channel’s Monster Man himself will lend his
prodigious talents to creating our alien from beyond the stars! Team Happy
Ending is super-thrilled to have Cleve as part of the team, and we’re quite
sure that y’all know his work from such films as Big Ass Spider, 2-Headed Shark Attack and Ghoulies. He also has his very own television show, Monster Man, and has appeared as an FX
Specialist on Face Off! We can’t wait
to see what wizardry Cleve will come up with to transfer our tentacled terror
from script to screen!
ALIENS
ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HAPPY ENDING!!!!!