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PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

Phil Condit's hot and hilarious tale of lovely ladies, hunky heroes and attempted alien domination!

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PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

PHIL CONDIT'S HAPPY ENDING

Phil Condit's hot and hilarious tale of lovely ladies, hunky heroes and attempted alien domination!

Phil Condit's hot and hilarious tale of lovely ladies, hunky heroes and attempted alien domination!

Phil Condit's hot and hilarious tale of lovely ladies, hunky heroes and attempted alien domination!

Phil Condit's hot and hilarious tale of lovely ladies, hunky heroes and attempted alien domination!

Maria Olsen
Maria Olsen
Maria Olsen
Maria Olsen
22 Campaigns |
Los Angeles, United States
$3,124 USD 52 backers
10% of $30,000 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal
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HAPPY ENDING: A hot and hilarious romp of a scifi-horror comedy feature that chronicles what happens when an alien predator invades a remote desert bordello, forcing the Working Girls and their Johns to fight for their lives...and humanity's survival!

Special Thank You: Tons of Thanks and Love to the Amazing Artist Joel Ferris for the Storyboards used in our Promo Video :D


IMPORTANT LINKAGE:

Website: http://happyendingmovie.com/

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/HappyEndingSPP

IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3281882/?ref_=nm_flmg_spl_1

Sick Puppy Pictures website: http://sickpuppypictures.com/

Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/happyendingspp

PRESS: 

Thank you SO much to our wonderful supporters in the media!!

Monsterdiggare: http://www.monsterdiggare.net/Happy%20Ending.htm

re(Search) My Trash: http://www.searchmytrash.com/articles/happyending(8-14).shtml

Curiosity of a Social Misfit: http://curiosityofasocialmisfit.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/phil-condits-happy-ending-indie-go-go.html

MoreHorror: http://www.morehorror.com/happy-ending-is-coming

Dread World: http://www.dreadworld.com/2014/08/would-you-like-to-have-happy-ending.html

B Movie Nation: http://www.bmovienation.com/?p=12177

Gruesome Hertzogg: http://www.gruesomehertzogg.com/phil-condits-happy-ending/

Igor's Lab: http://www.igorslab.com/home/2014/8/7/igors-lab-monsterific-podcast-episode-17-with-maria-olsen-ph.html

Free Pie Night from TMV Cafe: https://ia902308.us.archive.org/30/items/FreePieNightTmvCafeRadio/HappyEndingsmariaOlsen.mp3

RUNNING THE BORDELLO

PRODUCER/WRITER/DIRECTOR PHIL CONDIT OF SICK PUPPY PICTURES


Phil has been making movies for many more decades than he would care to contemplate, and his studio, Sick Puppy Pictures, is about to release the horror B-Epic, Empress Vampire, starring the sultry, alluring, and exotic Asian beauty Ange Maya!

After honing his craft while making countless award-winning documentaries for UCLA, Phil decided to change careers and return to his early roots as a horror and comedy filmmaker.

Phil’s Happy Ending is as witty and fast-paced as French farce at its best and is sure to entertain, thrill and titillate viewers the world over. I mean, just scroll down and see all the talent attached!!! Or, alternatively, wait for us to introduce you to them one by one through our series of super-cool promo videos!

Skating on the thin ice of raunchy, but never falling into the freezing water of vulgar, Happy Ending features a bevy of beautiful lasses – and lads – and is bound to appeal to the masses hungering for horror, science-fiction, comedy and eye-candy!

OVERSEEING THE SUPER-HOOKERS & THE JOHN SQUAD

CO-PRODUCER/ACTOR MARIA OLSEN OF MONSTERWORKS66


One of the busiest actors and producers in Indiewood today, Olsen has just earned her 122nd IMDB acting credit and is also producer or co-producer on record for a cool collection of features, series, shorts and anthology features.

Olsen also has tons of experience with crowd-funding campaigns and is presently getting perk packages out for the successfully funded MO66 co-production projects Live-In Fear, Way Down in Chinatown, Reunion and LoveTouchHate!

Not only will Olsen be co-producing Happy Ending, she will also be playing Dominique the Dominatrix – more on this below – and she’ll be doing literally anything (except washing the dishes – ugh!) to get Happy Ending up and running.

Seeing that Olsen has a history of collecting comics – sorry, guys, DC not Marvel – she was quick to see the resemblance of Madame Wang’s Ladies of the Night to a finely honed all-girl superhero team, hence her being in charge of corralling...The SUPER-Hookers!!!

ANGE MAYA


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3223034/?ref_=fn_al_nm_2

Plays: Madame Wang (Our Glorious Leader)

Madame Wang’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Madame (Yes Sir Ma’am Sir!) Wang

(b)  Super Power: Rallying the Troops

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Shotgun

(d)  Signature Color: Chinese red

(e)  Kryptonite: Protecting her Girls


Ange Maya will surely become a household horror name when Phil Condit and Sick Puppy Pictures’ earlier feature, Empress Vampire aka Empire of the Evil Dead is unleashed upon the world. Audiences will be entranced by her signature floor-length hair and her gloriously over-the-top imperious demeanor. In Happy Ending, Ange plays Madame Wang, the She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed of bordellos, and she rules her girls with a velvet hand in an iron glove. Ange has also appeared in the horror feature Blood Scarab and the biopic Long Hair Dream Land (also helmed by Phil Condit), and her action-adventure feature, China Spy, is presently casting.

JILL EVYN


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3458185/

Plays: Candy (She’ll raise your blood sugar!)

Candy’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Candy (Sweet Lips) Crush

(b)  Super Power: Whuppin’ Yo Ass!

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Automatic handgun

(d)  Signature Color: She wears clothes???

(e)  Kryptonite: Committed relationships



Team Happy Ending is thrilled to have Jill Evyn on board as our leading lady, Candy: the vice-cop turned hooker who is, just like Star Wars’ Obi-Wan, Our Last Hope against alien domination. Jill has a broad spectrum of work under her belt – from drama to action both on the big and small screens – and has become known to horror fans the world over from such features as Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyon, Photographic and Don’t Fall Asleep. Upcoming projects that will soon grace our screens include thrillers SafeWord and Any Last Wish, romantic drama Anatomy of a Love Seen and the television mini-series True Perfection. And “True Perfection” describes exactly what Jill’s portrayal of Candy will be like!

DAWNA LEE HEISING


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3148014/

Plays: Alice (She’ll take you to Wonderland!)

Alice’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Alice “Can’t Stop” Carroll, Las Vegas Dancer

(b)  Super Power: Master-Level in Slap Jack

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Samurai Sword

(d)  Signature Color: Yearning-For-It Yellow

(e)  Kryptonite: Her doggie, Mitsi



Actress / producer / host Dawna Lee Heising is presently enjoying an incredible amount of popularity in the indie horror scene – and rightly so! – and she can be seen in, among others, the following films: Seth Metoyer’s Squeal: Blood Harvest, Gregory Blair’s Deadly Revisions and Creep Creeperson’s Dracula. She is also the Executive Producer of the TV series Eye on Entertainment and MoreHorror in Hollywood. With (at present count) 84 acting and 24 producing credits under her belt, we at Madam Wang’s House of Happy Ending are THRILLED that Dawna has agreed to play our Alice (in fact, we wrote the role for her but, shhhhhh, we’re not telling her that).

VICTORIA DE MARE


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1389064/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Plays: Cinnamon (She’ll spice up your life!)

Cinnamon’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Cindy “Spice Girl” Galore

(b)  Super Power: Breaking salt shakers

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Hairspray flamethrower

(d)  Signature Color: Schoolgirl Plaid

(e)  Kryptonite: Having to think


Victoria De Mare, Horror Heart-throb, is well on her way to becoming the busiest scream queen in Tinsel Town! She’s proved so popular as the Succubus, Batty Boop, in Full Moon Horror’s Killjoy series that the next installment in the franchise is going to be all about her.  Further cult horror credits include Gingerdead Man v Evil Bong, Werewolf in a Woman’s Prison and Shadows. Victoria is also an extremely talented dancer – classically trained – and singer, and her songs are featured on Spotify and ReverbNation. We’re sure she’s going to make the spiciest Cinnamon ever!!!

PHEDRA SYNDELLE


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6328298/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Plays: Bridget (She’ll bring out the animal in you!)

Bridget’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Bridget “You Tarzan” Jayne

(b)  Super Power: Causing people to break salt-shakers

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Machete

(d)  Signature Color: Luscious Leopardskin

(e)  Kryptonite: Can be caught easily


A relative newcomer to Los Angeles and the life of film, Phedra is, nevertheless, busy making up for lost time. Recently seen in the tv mini-series 2 For Flinching and also on The Arsenio Hall Show, she is presently chomping at the bit to get started in her role as Bridget in Happy Ending!

DOLORES QUINTANA


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1922297/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Plays: Roxanne (You just eat her up!)

Roxanne’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Roxanne “Swallow never Spit” Banana (sister to Ms Lola Banana)

(b)  Super Power: Making things taste good

(c)  Weapon of Choice: She’s got a whole rack of them! Oh, and her cleaver!

(d)  Signature Color: Perverse Purple

(e)  Kryptonite: Dieting


Horror fans will recognize Dolores from Zombie Nation and The Los Angeles Ripper, but Dolores is multi-talented and gets to show off her comedy chops in the hilariously satirical TV series from Shameless Redhead Productions, Starving in Hollywood, and to strut her dramatic stuff in the hard-hitting Lake Los Angeles. As proficient on stage as she is on screen, this Latin beauty was the perfect choice for food-and-Steve loving Roxanne, and we can’t wait to see her pop her popcorn!

MARIA OLSEN

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1864017/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Plays: Dominique (She’ll dominate you!)

Dominique’s Superhooker Stats:

(a)  Secret Identity: Dominique (Little Death) Dupri

(b)  Super Power: Making people say Uncle

(c)  Weapon of Choice: Bullwhip

(d)  Signature Color: Bodacious Black

(e)  Kryptonite: Soft Spot for Sarge



Lift up the nearest rock, and you’ll probably find Olsen… Best known as The Fury in Fox’s Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, she’s currently appearing in Another, Lost Time, African Gothic and Starry Eyes, which are making the international festival rounds. Recent and up-coming television appearances include The Travel Channel’s Hotel Secrets and Legends and the creepy series, My Haunted House. Her dream-scream-queen series, Trophy Heads, arrived on fullmoonstreaming.com in June, and she just completed shooting features Agoraphobia, Club Lingerie and Gore Orphanage. She can’t wait to start cracking her whip as Dominique the Dominatrix!

COUNTING THE PENNIES

We’re asking y’all to become a part of our wonderful film and join Team Happy Ending. Not only because we know you’ll get a kick out of it but also because we think you DESERVE this film to be made so that you can, whenever you get the chance, sit back, relax, kick off your shoes and watch our lovely ladies kick alien-invader a$$! This is a feel-good film, and we like making our audience feel good – much like the ladies in our bordello do – and most of all, we like giving people a Happy Ending to look forward to.

Although we do need support and contributor-love to get our film made, we are NOT putting the entire burden of finding funding on our supporters’ shoulders, and our goal here is merely about a third of what we’ll be pounding the pavement looking for ourselves through things like equity funding and corporate sponsorship.

Even if we’re NOT successful in finding our wish-budget – about $110,000 – we will STILL make your movie and you will STILL get the perks you are plonking your hard earned dollars down on the IGG-table for. In other words, if we don’t get fully funded, we may not be able to get the actual alien from Tau Ceti to be in the move, but we WILL get a reasonable facsimile thereof...

That being said, here’s a list of the things we need help funding:

Paying the cast and crew: we take this very seriously and would never dream of asking anyone to work for free!

Locations and Permits: if you don’t have any place to shoot, you can’t shoot anything

Crafty: a film shoot, like an army, lives on its stomach

Star Name: we’ve pinned a HUGE horror name to play the role of Doc, but, yeah, he also needs to be paid (feel free to guess who we’ve pinned!!!!)

Insurance and Legal: yeah, we all hate putting money down for these super-non-creative things, but they have to be paid

Equipment: without this there would BE no movie!

We are, however, thrilled to announce that we’ve managed to get our ladies’ delectable wardrobe sponsored by the awesome company Adam & Eve!

THE JOHN SQUAD

DOC

We will reveal the name of the Horror Icon who will play Doc, Madame Wang’s Main Squeeze, as soon as our campaign reaches $10,000. Part of the fun is guessing who’s going to be playing him while we’re counting our way up to said $10,000...so please let us know who your guesses are!!!

BRAD SLAUGHTER


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0805503/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Plays: Rick, Candy’s Heart-On and Sidekick

With such roles under his belt as Hot Guy in Betty White’s Off Their Rockers and Hunky Bartender in the TV movie All About Christmas Eve, it’s no wonder that the super-easy-on-the-eyes Slaughter booked the role of buff construction worker Rick in Happy Ending. Of course, the fact that he’s awesome-talented didn’t hurt either! With a number of cult fave features to his credit – including several David DeCoteau B-movie gems like 1313: Alien Invasion – Slaughter will feel right at home chasing aliens through bordello corridors!



BRAD POTTS


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1736569/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Plays: Sarge, Dominique’s Soft Spot

Potts is hugely known in the indie horror arena, and his thrilling credits include Full Moon’s Puppet Master X: Axis Rising, Creep Creepersin’s The Brides of Sodom and the B-epic Zombies vs Strippers. He has also made his mark in more mainstream fare, and he has appeared in Water for Elephants and the immensely popular TV series, 1,000 Ways to Die. Upcoming projects include Edward Payson’s Fury: The Tales of Ronan Pierce and the terrifying duo of Ditch Day Massacre and Circus of the Dead, both of which star Horror Icon Bill Oberst Jr. 


ERIK A. WILLIAMS


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2269943/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Plays: Steve, Roxanne’s Menu Item of Choice

Over the last few years, Erik A. Williams has quietly amassed a huge stockpile of hilarious roles, and he is the perfect fit for our film’s goofy and lovable second-banana, Steve.  With over 135 credits to his name, there’s no doubt that you’ve seen him in action, whether it be in his guest spot on That Sex Show, his Syfy pilot, The Apocrypha, or his lead in the indie thriller The Man in the Maze. He was also part of the ensemble cast awarded Best Comedy Series in the 2012 Los Angeles Comedy Awards. Manically comedic Williams is the perfect foil for Happy Ending’s effervescent and over-the-top (not to mention spilling-out-of-her-top) Roxanne!




The Happy Ending Crew is also an integral part of our project, and we’re thrilled to introduce:

CLEVE HALL


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355428/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Our FX Expert!

The Syfy Channel’s Monster Man himself will lend his prodigious talents to creating our alien from beyond the stars! Team Happy Ending is super-thrilled to have Cleve as part of the team, and we’re quite sure that y’all know his work from such films as Big Ass Spider, 2-Headed Shark Attack and Ghoulies. He also has his very own television show, Monster Man, and has appeared as an FX Specialist on Face Off! We can’t wait to see what wizardry Cleve will come up with to transfer our tentacled terror from script to screen!

ALIENS ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HAPPY ENDING!!!!!
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Candy's Collection

$5 USD
Happy Ending Digital Poster/Wallpaper Special Thanks on IMDB Social Media Shout Out
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Cinnamon's Sinfulness

$10 USD
All of the above and... Surprise digital pin-up print from calendar Autographed postcard Digital download of storyboards
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December 2014
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AUTOGRAPHED PROMO IMAGES

$10 USD
All of the above and - DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND - a glossy 8x10 of any of our promotional images autographed by the star(s) in the pic! These signed pictures will be mailed out in the 14 day period after the campaign ends. Thank you for your overwhelming enthusiasm for our pictures!
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September 2014
7 claimed

Love in the First Degree

$10 USD
Suddenly there'll be only ONE Degree of Separation between YOU and the HAPPY ENDING star of your choice when he/she records a video Thank You in the form of a red hot personalized Love Poem! ONLY 20 available!
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Roxanne's Royalty

$20 USD
All of the above and... Digital download of the film Digital download of set of 20 promo postcards Digital download of autographed script
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December 2014
10 claimed

A Trophy Heads Trophy

$35 USD
Own one of the beautiful scarves worn by Maria Olsen in her iconic role as "Mom" in Full Moon Features' smash hit series TROPHY HEADS! Each scarf has been hand-knitted by Olsen herself, and they will soon become cult collectors' items. Each scarf comes with its own Certificate of Authenticity saying which scene the scarf appeared in, and you'll also get a Thank You video from Olsen. ONLY 3 available!
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Bridget's Booty

$50 USD
All of the above and... Autographed DVD of film A “How To” video from one of our awesome stars Downloadable autographed 8x10 from one of our stars
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December 2014
1 claimed

Alice's Awesomeness

$100 USD
All of the above and... Happy Ending 2015 Calendar Set of three “How to Flirt” videos featuring our stars Downloadable autographed 8x10s from all our stars
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Dominique's Delight

$150 USD
All of the above and... Prop from the film Digital downloads of production stills Autographed 8x10 from one of our stars
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Madame Wang's Marvels

$250 USD
All of the above and... A hand knitted willy warmer Complete set of “How To” videos Set of 5 Happy Ending pens
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Rick's Rarities

$500 USD
All of the above and... Two tix to the Cast & Crew screening Complete set of “How to Flirt” videos Associate Producer credit on IMDB and in end-credits
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December 2014
1 claimed

Sarge's Secret Pleasure

$750 USD
All of the above and... Two invitations to the wrap party Full set of “How To” and “How to Flirt” videos Autographed 8x10s from all of our stars
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December 2014
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Steve's Stockpile

$1,000 USD
All of the above and... Drinks/meal or a Skype session with the director and talent Two tix to the film premiere Happy Ending tote-bag and tshirt set
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Cleve's Cleverness

$2,000 USD
All of the above and... Spend a day on set! Happy Ending mug and mouse-pad set Autographed CD & pic from Victoria De Mare
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Phil's Folly

$5,000 USD
All of the above and... Walk-on Role in Movie Executive Producer Credit (IMDB and title credits) Poster autographed by cast and crew
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