The long and short of it:

With the Coronavirus pandemic throwing the world into lockdown, social distancing has become the new norm. 

This new norm has had an untold impact on our lives, and in particular, our sex lives – with many couples unable to make love due to government guidelines, and the possibility of new romantic partners ruled out completely. 

However, out of our despair, came a new possibility, a new way to have sex, a new hope for sexually-frustrated couples – The Socially Distanced Strap-on.

With social distancing guidelines being reduced to 1-metre+, the Socially Distanced Strap-on allows sexual partners to engage in intercourse while maintaining a safe social distance – all thanks to its unrivalled 1-metre-long silicone shaft. 

You no longer have to be close to be intimate. Secure your Socially Distanced Strap-on today, and share our campaign with your friends and family.

Our strap-on goes a long way, so will your support.

Contact:

Lee James Allen –

Email: leeallencreative@gmail.com

Twitter: leealleninit

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