WE'RE FULLY FUNDED, IN DEMAND & SHIPPING OUT ORDERS FOR THESE BOOKS NEXT DAY!
NOTE: PRIOR STRETCH GOAL BONUSES (Stickers, Guitar Picks, Ribbons, Pins) ARE NOW SOLD OUT,
BUT ALL ORDERS WILL COME WITH A BONUS BEARDZZERKER TRADING CARD WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
#WeWillWin
GET READY TO ROCK!
Pick up all 7 cool covers!
PARODY PRESS COMICS brings you BEARDZZERKER! IT'S A"ROCK N' ROLL RIPPED VAN WINKLE" HEAVY METAL WARRIORADVENTURE!
The 32-page book is written by DON CHIN, drawn by BILL MAUS, Colored by KAT MAUS, Lettered by KEITH GLEASON, with Graphic Design by LAURA CHIN!
We're asking YOU, dear reader, in the classic words of Meatloaf, to help make this "Rock N' Roll Dream Come Through!" Get this EXCITING book today! Here's why...
HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Our Hero awakens from a 30-year coma to right the modern world's wrongs: a viral Rick Astley earworm pandemic, killer murder hornet invasion, selfish millennial musicians and more!
BEARDZZERKER wields “The Shredder”, a massive custom guitar “axe” forged of steel gifted to him by his old friend Genghis Khan. It is supernaturally empowered by the IMMORTALROCK N' ROLL GODS WHO GIVE IT THUNDEROUS POWERS FROM THE HEAVENS!
Get all Seven Bad-@$$ Variant Covers!
BEARDZZERKER VS. THE MURDER HORNET HORDE!
CAANAN WHITE pulls out all the stops as BEARDZZERKER, Cat Stevens & Holly fight a ravenous horde of Killer Murder Hornets! Colored by MATT YACKEY!
SPECIAL GUEST COVER VARIANT #1 STARRING THE BODACIOUS BABE
BEARDZZERKER/SHI #1 variant cover by BILL MAUS and colored by MATT YACKEY! (Big Thanks to BILLY & DEB TUCCI for allowing us do this amazing cover collaboration with their beloved heroine!)
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! MAKE WAY FOR THE BRUTE! REIGNBOW BRUTE, THAT IS!
BEARDZZERKER VS. ETHAN VAN SCIVER'S REIGNBOW THE BRUTE "BRUTE DEALER" COVER #1!
THIS MAY BE RTB's FIRST APPEARANCE IN PRINT!
Master Illustrator PRESTON ASEVEDO pulls out all the stops on this FRANK FRAZETTA "Death Dealer" Fantasy Art Homage!
Don't miss your chance to own this amazing original painted art, too!
Thank you, EVS, and ALL CAPS COMICS, for letting us portray "The Last Real Man in Fairyland" oozing his Toxic Masculinity and adopting the newly ownerless feline, Cat Stevens!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SHREDDER!
"THE MIGHTY BEARDZZERKER!" VARIANT COVER #1 by DAX MARTIAN! Dax (Hail Salad) unleashes this awesome JACK KIRBY inspired version of our hero and his friends, Rupert, Cat Stevens and Holly!
BODACIOUS BOX OFFICE BEARDZZERKER!
BEARDZZERKER MOVIE POSTER COVER VARIANT #1 by THAD RHODES who does a Hollywood themed masterpiece that will pump...you up!
Get the TOTALLY TRIUMPHANT USASSASSIN VARIANT #1!
THEY'RE BOTH BORN IN THE USA & BAD TO THE BONE!
THIS GLORIOUS ALL-AMERICAN THEMED VARIANT COVER #1 by USAssassin's MIKE McMAHON and colored by MATT YACKEY will be an awesome wrap-around piece featuring BEARDZZERKER, USASSASSIN, Holly, Bazooka Dog and Cat Stevens!
Thanks to Co-Creators Mike McMAHON and Mark Poulton for letting us use their amazing action-packed heroes!
Cats of Characters...Uh, we mean, CAST OF CHARACTERS!
Meet CAT STEVENS, a kitty from the 'Hood and BEARDZZERKER'S trusty feline companion. He's furry, fierce and also plays a mean set of drums!
RUPERT: A mysterious Secret Agent (who might not be from this dimension), ordered to awaken BEARDZZERKER! Only he knows the seven words you can't say in this parody!
HOLLY BERRY: A beautiful farmer's daughter who doesn't take any bull!
MOST HEINOUS KILLER MURDER HORNETS WHO ARE ATTACKING CITIZENS AND EATING ALL OF OUR CROPS!
AGENTS UZI, DOUBLE GLOCK, HANS KNUCKLES & FRANZ BRATWURST want to mess BEARDZZERKER up...BIG TIME! And wait til you see their Kingpin boss, DOLPHIN!
DUDE...DON'T DELAY! GET THIS BODACIOUS BOOK TODAY!
GET THE HEAVY METAL BEARDZZERKER "KISS MY AXE" SOUNDTRACK BY LAZ NOVAK, TOO! JUST $7!
Guitar Prodigy LAZ NOVAK delivers a sizzling BEARDZZERKER .Mp3 Album! Listen to seven awesome tracks for the ultimate Face-Melting Experience!
Click Below To Listen to a Sample!
CHECK OUT OUR STELLAR SKETCH CARDS TIERS...STARTING AT $50!
AND OUTSTANDING BILL MAUS ORIGINAL ART PAGE TIERS BUNDLED WITH SIGNED COMICS STARTING AT $169!
Thank you for helping us make the world laugh again, and for those about to ROCK, WE SALUTE YOU!
Don Chin and Bill Maus
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FAQ
Special BEARDZZERKER #1 REIGNBOW THE BRUTE Variant Cover with ETHAN VAN SCIVER'S bearded manly yet Imp-sized hero by PRESTON ASCEVEDO!
This is possibly RTB's first appearance!
Includes the full-color comic book issue #1, autographed free by Don Chin, & all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped Priority Mail in a rigid Gemini Comics Mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER #1 - REIGNBOW CVR
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BEARDZZERKER #1 - CAANAN WHITE
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
Fan Favorite Artist CAANAN WHITE draws the Mighty BEARDZZERKER in all-out action, surrounded by a horde of Killer Hornets, with Holly and Cat Stevens by his side! Colored by the amazing MATT YACKEY!
Contents includes the full-color comic book issue #1, autographed free by Don Chin.
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BEARDZZERKER #1 - CAANAN WHITE
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BEARDZZERKER #1 - SHI VARIANT
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
Special BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Cover with BILLY TUCCI's superstar heroine SHI!
Sharp Art by the talented BILL MAUS with colors by MATT YACKEY!
Contents includes the full-color comic book issue #1, autographed free by Don Chin.
Also includes all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped Priority Mail in a rigid Gemini Comics Mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER #1 SHI COVER ART
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BEARDZZERKER #1 MOVIE COVER
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
BEARDZZERKER Meets Hollywood in this Blockbuster Box Office movie homage cover by artist THAD RHODES!
Contents includes the full-color comic book issue #1, autographed free by Don Chin.
Also includes all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped Priority Mail in a rigid Gemini Comics Mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER #1 MOVIE COVER
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BEARDZZERKER / USASSASSIN #1
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
Special BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Full-Color Wraparound Cover with the Real 'Merican Ninja & Bazooka Dog fighting alongside our hero & Cat Stevens!
Art by USAssassin's co-creator MIKE McMAHON, colored by MATT YACKEY!
Includes issue #1, signed free by Don Chin & all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped Priority Mail in rigid mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER USASSASSIN COVER
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BEARDZZERKER #1 - DAX MARTIAN
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
Special BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Cover by DAX MARTIAN!
Dax gives our Heavy Metal Hero, Cat, Holly & Rupert a larger than life JACK KIRBY Homage!
Contents includes the full-color comic book issue #1, autographed free by Don Chin.
Also includes all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped Priority Mail in a rigid Gemini Comics Mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER DAX MARTIAN COVER
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BEARDZZERKER EXCELLENT ADV CVR
$15 USD$25 USD(40% off)
GET THIS LIMITED TIME VARIANT COVER FOR THE LAST 7 DAYS OF THE CAMPAIGN!
JIM O'RILEY contributes an amazing "BEARDZZERKER'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE" variant cover colored by SIG TORRES!
Jim is an accomplished artist for Topps Star Wars & Walking Dead Trading Cards, Upper Deck, Mojo Risen, The Embrace & many other projects.
Signed free by Don Chin.
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EXCELLENT ADVENTURE VARIANT
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BEARDZZERKER & X-FARCE COMBO
$39 USD$60 USD(35% off)
Get BEARDZZERKER #1 & X-FARCE RELOADED #1 comic books for twice the laughs!
You will receive (1) each of the following comics: BEARDZZERKER #1 (your choice of cover) & X-Farce #1 Reloaded (your choice of cover), signed free by Don Chin.
Also includes all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
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BEARDZZERKER & X-FARCE 2-PACK
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PARODY PRESS VAULT PACK
$50 USD$100 USD(50% off)
You will get an assortment of (5) Parody Press Comics Back Issues from the 1992-2007, all comics signed by Parody Press Publisher Don Chin.
Out of print & hard to find! Lots of laughs & loads of fun!
Note: Comics sent may and will vary from photo sample, limited to stock on hand.
Comics in Very Fine or better condition bagged and boarded.
Included Items
PARODY PRESS COMICS VAULT PACK
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BEARDZZERKER #1 & SKETCH CARD
$50 USD$69 USD(27% off)
WOW! Get a cool original art inked BEARDZZERKER character sketch card drawn and signed by Bill Maus in a protective card holder!
This tier also comes with (1) BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Comic Book cover edition of your choice.
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BEARDZZERKER #1 & SKETCH CARD!
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7 BEARDZZERKER VARIANT COVERS!
$90 USD$140 USD(35% off)
ALL 7 BEARDZZERKER COMICS #1 Variants at a special price! Get (1) each: Caanan White Cover, Rhodes Movie Poster Cover, SHI Cover by Bill Maus & Reignbow The Brute Preston Ascevedo Cover, Dax Martian Cover, USAssassin Cover by Mike McMahon & Jim O'Riley's Excellent Adv. Cover!
All signed free of charge by Don Chin.
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BEARDZZERKER: ALL 7 VARIANTS!
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FEAR THE BEARD ROADIE TIER!!
$99 USD$125 USD(20% off)
Back this tier and you will receive:
ALL SIX BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Covers, Signed By Don Chin
(1) Beardzzerker Digital MP3 Soundtrack by Laz Novak
(1) Inked Sketch Card By Bill Maus
(1) BEARDZZERKER costume beard
Includes all unlocked stretch goals as they are opened, too!
Shipped via Priority Mail in a Gemini Comics Mailer.
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FEAR THE BEARD PACKAGE
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BEARDZZERKER RETAILER 12 PACK
$120 USD$180 USD(33% off)
Have a comics store and need more? Or maybe you're a speculator?
Get (12) issues of BEARDZZERKER #1 for a special price!
This assortment includes (2) of each BEARDZZERKER #1 cover variants, signed free of charge by BEARDZZERKER creator, Don Chin.
Includes all unlocked campaign stretch goals.
Shipped in a rigid Gemini Comics Mailer.
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BEARDZZERKER RETAILER 12 PACK
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BEARDZZERKER #1 ART PG & COMIX
$169 USD$250 USD(32% off)
GET AN ORIGINAL SIGNED PAGE OF 11 x 17 inked ARTWORK FROM BEARDZZERKER #1 by BILL MAUS!
This will be a genuine hand-drawn page from the published edition of the BEARDZZERKER comic, signed by Bill Maus!
Also comes with all (6) BEARDZZERKER #1 Variant Cover Editions, signed by Don Chin!
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BEARDZZERKER #1 ART PG & COMIC
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BEARDZZERKER MOVIE COVER ART
$499 USD$700 USD(28% off)
OWN THE BEARDZZERKER MOVIE VARIANT COVER ART by THAD RHODES, rendered in amazing photo-realistic style with airbrush, acrylics & colored pencils!
Art is approx. 19 x 30" and suitable for framing.
This one-of-a-kind piece will look great in your collection!
Ships with (1) BEARDZZERKER #1 Movie Cover Comic Book signed by co-creator Don Chin.
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BEARDZZERKER MOVIE COVER ART
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PRESTON ASEVEDO COVER ART!
$4,500 USD$5,000 USD(10% off)
Get this amazing 12 x 18 Original BEARDZZERKER painted cover by the one and only PRESTON ASEVEDO!
This is the REIGNBOW THE BRUTE/BEARDZZERKER piece that everyone is talking about, used with the permission of Ethan Van Sciver!
Also comes with (1) signed copy of his BEARDZZERKER #1 comic book cover signed by creator/writer Don Chin.
