Howdy! Not to offend anyone that doesn't like that greeting, but we don't take ourselves too seriously. We think laughter is the best cure for social ailments and we love to laugh. Actually, we're creating a movie that will have you on the floor in stitches. Well, that is if you aren’t too...“woke”. It’s not that we aren’t “woke”, or at least sort of woke, it's just that we love a good joke and, quite frankly, we are kinda sick of people with very little life experience telling us how we should act... what we should and shouldn't say, what we can wear or order off a menu, etc... We believe in free speech and free laughs and this whole “cancel culture” thing is getting bat shit crazy out of control. So, if you are already offended, you might want to keep scrolling... this movie probably isn't for you. 

Are you still here? Good, then you are going to love this wildly absurd and almost certainly inappropriate comedy. The script is written and we are all getting antsy and fired up to start shooting (the film, not people). There is just one problem...

We need to fund the movie ourselves as we are not a big Hollywood studio with deep pockets, we are merely independent filmmakers. In fact, in this movie we actually make fun of Hollywood in addition to big tech companies... and pretty much every other group of people on the planet, just people.. not animals (We swear PETA). We believe that things have gotten so delicate, so sensitive that soon we won't even be able to communicate to each other without someone getting offended. 

OUR COMPANY: Two 9 Productions is the headline company on this project and has produced several feature films. Every single one has not only been completed, but they have all gained distribution. Unlike many other film crowd funding campaigns, you don't have to worry about contributing to a project that will never get released or even finished. The fact is, we have enough funds to film this movie right now. As the support and excitement has grown about this project, so have our expectations. We want to make the best movie possible for you. Some may be surprised to know that many of our peers(even in Hollywood) are kinda over this whole cancel culture thing. Some even believe that this film is exactly what society needs, perhaps we are embarking of a revolution of sorts? Will this film actually save the world? I dunno, but probably. 

We've worked along side some of the biggest names in the industry and with your help, this film will feature the same. You can check out our films here: https://pro.imdb.com/company/co0424262;  If you have a Pro IMDb account, if not, you can save the $150 for something more useful (like contributing to our project) and just check out our prior movies at our website: www.two9productions.com

While you are at it check out the amazing productions companies we are collaborating with on this fantastic voyage. S2 Digital Films and Boomstick Films. Brilliant and talented filmmakers that also love animals (Seriously PETA, run along, we're good)

Cancel this Movie is an absurd comedy that pulls no punches, shot in a mockumentary style similar to Christopher Guest movies (Best in Show; Waiting for Guffman) and TV shows like The Office and Parks & Rec, in fact, we will be hiring actors from those very shows/movies. Instead of creating a film that is careful not offend anyone, we've decided to create a film that offends EVERYONE! Maybe if we can learn to laugh at ourselves, we can put down our walls and start having real conversations. In the meantime, let's just piss everybody off and have fun doing it. Except animals, no animals will be harmed in the making of this film (Damn it PETA, JUST MOVE ALONG ALREADY!)

Here's a brief synopsis - Tech billionaire Steve Muskerberg decides to take a stab at making a typical $100 million Hollywood blockbuster, in spite of having exactly zero experience in the industry. He's convinced that he has all the answers and everyone else is inept and/or conspiring against him. He has a personal motivation that is revealed early on, but make no mistake about it, Mr. Muskerberg firmly believes that Hollywood is full of idiots and he is gonna be the one to prove it. His first decision - Move the production to Nebraska, far away from the Hollywood drama. 

After making more very questionable choices for his movie, including a VERY expensive prop that makes no sense to the story, he is forced to cut costs in other areas to keep the budget under the $100 million standard Hollywood budget. Hilarity ensues as he decides to save funds by hiring CANCELLED actors to star in his movie as well as taking advantage of a specific local film incentive forcing him to hire inexperienced crew members in key positions.  Remember, Muskerberg is making this movie to prove a point to Hollywood, so no matter what, he will not go a penny over his $100 million budget. He doesn't want the Hollywood elitists claiming that the movie was a hit because he used his vast fortune to make it. 

To lead the way, Muskerberg also hires a recently CANCELLED Director, Jack Riley. Jack was one of the hottest directors in Hollywood until a completely foolish incident went and got him CANCELLED. Now he realizes that, in spite of the lunacy surrounding this project, it's the only shot he has to get back into the industry. At seemingly every turn, Jack is encountered with something... or someone that's ridiculously absurd, making this challenge almost impossible. 

Muskerberg's arrogance is further highlighted when he hires a documentary film crew to film behind the scene of the entire process which ends up backfiring to a spectacular degree. 

Will Muskerberg fail miserably or does he have the right amount of crazy to actually pull this off? Will Jack clear his name and return to glory? Will the spider monkeys survive? (Come on PETA, no spoilers. Besides you were supposed to be gone by now.)

We’ve got big stuff in the script and if we are able to raise enough you will get to see it all! The more funds we raise, the more people we will offend. Help us CANCEL cancel culture. 

We are now focused on raising the bar for this movie! That means better production value, better props, better locations, "name" talent (some that have already expressed interest in being attached to this project) and we've recently decided that we are even gonna feed the crew. THIS is where YOU come in! We need your support to make this movie the best it can be at the highest level possible. If we’re able to raise $50,000 we will have the additional funds needed to raise the bar for the movie. Then if we raise $100,000 it will allow us to make an even bigger and better version of Cancel this Movie and the crew will definitely get fed. 

We know that aside from a hilarious movie, you also want some cool perks. Well, our perks are so good that they may change your political views. Don’t believe me, check them out for yourself and keep checking back until the campaign ends. We’ll add more surprise perks as we think of them. Heck, if you have requests, we might even add a few of those as well so let us know in the comments. These are exclusive custom items for our project and cannot be found in stores or almost anywhere on the black market, dark web. 

Of course, the most important part of our crowdfunding campaign is building an audience and show other potential contributors that this is a story people want to see! Besides donating, the best way to show your support is to share our campaign on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and everywhere else on the interwebby thingy. Don't forget to add #cancelthismovie & #cancelled on ALL your share posts. 

1. Stalk us all over the internet, especially our Writer/Director John Wesley Norton, he loves that shit. You can hang out with us on Facebook. Get extra karma and "like" whatever we post to feed our delicate egos AND you’ll be helping your friends discover the greatest crowdfunding campaign they’ll ever join. Yes. It’s the greatest, it's not bragging, it's science.

2. Annoy the ever-loving shit out of your friends: We need to reach as many people as possible, and we can’t do it alone. Following us? Help us spread the word. SHARE SHARE SHARE! Save your friends from seeing pictures of stranger's meals, filtered selfies and random thirsty vacation flexes, instead spam them with THIS! They will likely... possibly, I mean they might thank you later. At the very least you'll score when they send you an OFFICIAL #CANCELLED T-shirt. 

3. Grab perks now. Maybe give them as gifts to your friends or to the boss you hate. If you get your friends to get their perks now, we’ll be able to make a better movie for you. So contribute generously, the more we get the more offensive this film will be. If any of us have careers left after this, it's YOUR fault ya cheap bastards. 

Moral of the story:

FOLLOW US and CONTRIBUTE - No really… PLEASE follow us and SHARE everywhere!

1. Ask someone in your family.

2. Ask your neighbors. 

3. Ask your co-workers.

4. Ask your mailman.

5. Google that shit.

6. If none of that works, look at the FAQ.

7. If your question still isn’t answered here, then ask us.

8. If you ask a question, be patient. We’ll respond as soon as we can but, there are A LOT more of you than there is of us. We’ll get there.

THANK YOU!!!!

Every bit of your generosity and enthusiasm helps make our dream of making Cancel This Movie the best it can be!

WOW! Still here? You've all earned a loud applause and please, pat yourself on the back for us, this was a lot of shit to read, so well done!