We reached our funding goal!
If you still want to buy a shirt, visit http://shop.richardcheese.com !
Thank you for your support. Shirts and other items shipped in September/October 2014.
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July 27, 2014
Dear Beloved Richard Cheese Fan:
Please buy my
new $18 "UNITED WE LOUNGE" T-SHIRT and other stuff so I can afford to hire lawyers
to sue the
shady cheating jerkweasels who ripped me off!
See, there are these shady cheating jerkweasels who have stolen thousands of dollars from my Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine band. I can't reveal all the details, but there was some shifty accounting, some breach of contract, some credit card fraud, and perhaps even some flight to avoid prosecution. Let's just say shady cheating jerkweasels covers it.
I recently discovered that one of these showbiz swindlers ripped me off for $6,500, another company owes me $8,000, and another business stole $13,000 from me! I am not good at math, but I think that's a total of $27,491!
Anyway, after much legal wrangling, my only option now is to take these personae mofos (that is a Latin legal term) to court.
Alas, I've already spent more than $6,000 of my savings pursuing these matters, and it's going to cost me at least $20,000 MORE in court costs and auditor/legal fees!
The reason they stole from me is because they didn't think I would be able to afford to fight them. They thought they could get away with it.
But I'm not going to give up.
And with your help, I won't have to. United We Lounge!
So...
I am selling ALL-NEW RICHARD CHEESE "UNITED WE LOUNGE" MARTINI FLAG T-SHIRTS for just $18 each, to raise money to help pay for the litigation costs.
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These new red-white-and-blue "United We Lounge" T-Shirts are 100% cotton, and they're available in Men's Sizes Small thru 5XL! (Women's shirts are also available, email us for info.) These swanky shirts are a perfect fit for the upcoming U.S. elections, too!
These T-shirts will retail for $25, so order now to save big, just $18 each (plus shipping). U.S. Only.*
With each "United We Lounge" T-Shirt, you'll also get a free Richard Cheese sticker, and some other free bonus items! And the first 100 contributors will also receive a free Richard Cheese "Dick At Nite" CD with every shirt order!
Also...
If you contribute $66, I will
personally autograph your T-Shirt to you! (U.S. Only!)
And, for $1500, I, Richard Cheese, will
PERSONALLY DELIVER YOUR T-SHIRT TO YOU, ANYWHERE IN THE U.S.A.!!! (U.S. Only!)
You can also contribute to get an eBook of my forthcoming
"Atlas Lounged" book, get your name or photo printed in the book, get personally thanked on
Twitter/Facebook, or get a
personal singing birthday message from Richard Cheese on your birthday, shortie!
Why?
The reason I am asking for contributions is because, as you probably heard, I spent all my savings on
medical bills over the last two years. And, since I've been on the injured list, I haven't been able to bring in any income from performing/touring (we haven't done a show since July 2013). So, I am asking my fans to buy some shirts so I can afford to fight these nefarious thieving pigdogs.
Once I resolve these disputes, and get this money back, I can afford to start working on a new Richard Cheese album!!!!!I need $20K to pursue the litigation; I'm trying to raise $10K from this Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign. I just need to sell 400 T-Shirts ... please tell your fellow Richard Cheese fan friends, and share the
http://igg.me/at/unitedwelounge link, so I can reach my funding goal.
Thanks! :)
I am grateful and lucky to have so many swanky fans, and I appreciate your loyalty. Thank you very much for your generous support of my Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine band, my unrelenting pursuit of cold hard justice, and my ridiculous font sizes.
United We Lounge,
--RC, 7/27/2014
lounge@richardcheese.com
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IMPORTANT NOTES:
1) DO *NOT* POST ANY COMMENTS HERE ON INDIEGOGO, PLEASE. Send us an email instead: customerservice@loungemart.com
2) Shipments will be sent in September 2014. Shirts ship to U.S. addresses only, sorry. For non-U.S. fans, shirts can be purchased at http://shop.richardcheese.com, but postage cost is very expensive.
3) Be sure your IndieGoGo account's email address and mailing address are CORRECT before you order. We will contact all contributors after August 20.
4) There is no 4.
5) YES, you can still order shirts even after we've reached the $10,000 goal,while supplies last! http://shop.richardcheese.com
6) Any additional contribution payment above listed perk prices shall be designated as gift. Please don't contribute unless you're filthy rich.
(C) 2005, 2014 Richard Cheese. All rights reserved. Due to postal fees, we can ship to U.S. addresses only, no APO/FPO. Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. Credit Card Statement will show payment to "LOUNGEMART" or "INDIEGOGO." Delivery schedule, shirt design, and item availability subject to change. All sales are final, no returns on clothing. If you provide an incorrect address, you will be charged for repeat shipping/handling costs. Any similarity between the aforementioned jerkweasels and actual jerkweasels is purely coincidental.
DO NOT POST QUESTIONS/COMMENTS ON INDIEGOGO, PLEASE.
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RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock and rap songs, "swankifying" popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you've got Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. Since 2000, Cheese has released 15 albums and sold more than 200,000 CDs; his music is available on iTunes, in stores, and at http://shop.richardcheese.com .
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