A week ago, the world was blessed with the glorious sight of a giant dick-shaped iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland. We were like, "Damn… Mother Nature's got a sense of humor!"

While it may have been a hilarious reminder of our collective immaturity, it was also a stark reminder of the impact climate change is having on our planet. Sadly, rising global temperatures are accelerating the melting of our glaciers and icebergs.

So we did what any group of nature lovers would do – we made a dildo out of it.

Introducing "The Dickie Berg" – the Dildo that fights against climate change.

Made with ecofriendly materials (because we're not total dicks to the environment) it’s good for our planet, and your most delicate bits. Masterfully crafted down to the tip (of the iceberg), it looks just the world-famous “Dickie Berg”, only this one won’t get flaccid and melt.

Let’s face it, there's nothing more pleasurable than knowing you're making a difference in the world. That’s why 100% of our profits go towards supporting NGOs fighting climate change and protecting our icy friends.

So show your love for our planet (and phallic-shaped objects). Support our fundraising campaign to take climate change by the balls. And shaft.
 

If we can't save the planet with our brains,

we might as well try with our genitals.

Dicksclaimer:

The image displayed is a work-in-progress prototype and is subject to change without notice. This product is currently undergoing extensive research and development, and the final version may differ from the prototype in appearance, features, and functionality.

It should be noted that this product is intended solely as a novelty gag gift and is not designed or intended for use as a sexual aid. Any such use is entirely at the user's own risk and we disclaim any liability for injury or damage resulting from such use.

This product is intended for adult use only and should be kept out of reach of children. It is the responsibility of the user to ensure that the product is used safely and responsibly, and in accordance with all applicable laws and regulations.