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darkroom.

i'm setting up shop. somebody take a picture. or type a postcard. or make a mixtape.

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darkroom.

darkroom.

darkroom.

darkroom.

darkroom.

i'm setting up shop. somebody take a picture. or type a postcard. or make a mixtape.

i'm setting up shop. somebody take a picture. or type a postcard. or make a mixtape.

i'm setting up shop. somebody take a picture. or type a postcard. or make a mixtape.

i'm setting up shop. somebody take a picture. or type a postcard. or make a mixtape.

Ross Dickerson
Ross Dickerson
Ross Dickerson
Ross Dickerson
1 Campaign |
Sacramento, United States
$2,470 USD 8 backers
3% of $70,000 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal

i made it through the quarantine. i survived a couple of medical scares and a global pandemic. i went and cleaned my whole act up. i've been on the wagon for six years. for about half that time, my bizarre, little, one-man bazaar has earned a reputation in the local business community as a marginally reputable purveyor of quality goods and services. 

i broke down and opened a bank account and got some credit cards. i filed a couple of back tax returns and paid off some delinquent parking tickets. now having settled up with the tax man and a menagerie of municipalities stretching across this great land, i find myself at the crossroads (and I'm gonna miss everybody/ and I'm gonna miss everybody.).

while i was sitting around, waiting for another market crash, a lightbulb went on above my head and i thought: this is the perfect time to prepare for the next iteration of my one-man cartel. so i did. now i’m opening up my private reserves for the first time in nearly four decades: treasures i acquired on my travels; the most sought-after miscellany; the rarest ephemera. all on display and available for purchase, unabated, at all hours of the day and night. look for the neon sign that reads “live” flickering above a room in the dark.

yeah, things sure are looking up for old ross dickerson. so it is with great pride, excitement, and equally great optimism that I give you the conclusion of my bildungsroman:

darkroom: a modern general store for specialists and throwbacks.

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$10 USD
for $5, i will give you an original nickname that is guaranteed to be as good or better than the name on your birth certificate. you will retain all intellectual property rights to this nickname including the right to be known as such, as well as all digital and animation rights to any characters that emanate therefrom, in perpetuity.
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  • nickname
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
2 claimed

invite to the grand opening.

$50 USD
for $50, your name will be put on the guest list for our grand opening soiree. this will include (some) food, whatever drinks you buy and consume on your way over, plus all the spotify you can fit in your ear holes.
Included Items
  • nickname
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
2 claimed

60 seconds of pillaging.

$100 USD
for $100, you will be allowed to take as much as you can carry from the area of the store designated for looting. arpaying not included.
Included Items
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
1 claimed

vanity rap song.

$250 USD
for $250, Ross will write a rap about you. and you get an invite to the grand opening party.
Included Items
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
1 claimed

gift rap.

$500 USD
for $500, you will receive a rap about yourself written by Ross to be performed at the grand opening party, which you will enjoy from the comfort of the luxury, ultra-exclusive VIP area.
Included Items
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
1 claimed

on-time =late, early=on-time.

$1,500 USD
for $1500, for the year 2023, Ross will be on time for every social engagement he has with you. [Best value] *Editor's pick
Included Items
  • nickname
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
1 claimed

clean face, clean slate.

$2,500 USD
for $2500, you will get the chance to experience what it is like to shave Ross' face. yes, that’s right. for $2500 you can present to the world for the first time ever - his completely naked face; no beard, no stache, no neon white eyebrows.
Included Items
  • nickname
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
0 claimed

ghost. writer.

$5,000 USD
due to limited space, i was unable to fit the entire description for this perk and the one after into the box provided by indiegogo so i made a website with the full text. cut and paste this link to see the reward you get for a $5,000 donation, please copy-paste the link below into your browser or navigate to darkdarkroom.wordpress.com.
Included Items
  • nickname
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
January 2023
0 claimed
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highways and byways.

$10,000 USD
due to limited space, I was unable to fit the entire description for this perk and the one before it in the space provided so i made a website with the full text. cut and paste this URL to see the reward you get for a $10,000 donation, please copy-paste the URL below into your browser or navigate to darkdarkroom.wordpress.com.
Included Items
  • nickname
  • invitation to grand opening
Estimated Shipping
Original: January 2023
Current: June 2023
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