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Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone bots chat with unsolicited telemarketers so you don't have to.

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Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone Company

Jolly Roger Telephone bots chat with unsolicited telemarketers so you don't have to.

Jolly Roger Telephone bots chat with unsolicited telemarketers so you don't have to.

Jolly Roger Telephone bots chat with unsolicited telemarketers so you don't have to.

Jolly Roger Telephone bots chat with unsolicited telemarketers so you don't have to.

Roger Anderson
Roger Anderson
Roger Anderson
Roger Anderson
1 Campaign |
Los Angeles, CA, United States
$3,108 USD 41 backers
25% of $12,000 Flexible Goal Flexible Goal

I built a robot to talk to telemarketers! And I will soon provide it to the USA for an extremely reasonable cost of $6 per year. 

But I need your help to fund my voyage through the murky waters of Telecommunications Law!

I was getting so many telemarketer calls at home that I built a robot to talk to them. It has been so effective at wasting telemarketer time, that I am offering the service to protect anyone's phone in the USA at only $6/year! Several examples of the robot in glorious action are on my YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OxCWLEmoIhNMm-hnvBm9Q

Interesting facts about the telecommunications industry:

  • It has been around for 140 years. 
  • The Federal Communications Commission was created (in part) to regulate it, starting with AT&T and its "natural monopoly".
  • Every state has a Utilities Commission (or equivalent) to regulate it.
  • There are many law offices devoted to Telecommunications law. 
  • All levels of government have created laws affecting it.
Despite all of the above, I am doing something that has never been tested in court. I am providing a bot to speak with telemarketers to waste their time. This bot protects your home and mobile telephones by consuming the most precious resource in the unsolicited telemarketer industry - human agents.

Most unsolicited telemarketers are breaking the law. But a small percentage are barley skirting the borders of legality. This small group of "legal" unsolicited telemarketers have deep pockets and lots of lawyers. I fully expect this industry to come crashing down upon my head. I am just a normal guy who works on telephones and do not have the legal resources to defend myself from frivolous lawsuits designed to stop this telemarketer bot.

The Jolly Roger Telephone bot protects your home or mobile phone by engaging with scammer telemarketers. Some figure out it's a robot and will actively work to get your number removed from their system. This is the only way I have found to actually get a telemarketer to stop calling you. It's in THEIR best interest to stop calling your bot. And if they don't, it's extremely satisfying to hear a recording of these guys going round-and-round with this bot.

In no particular order, Here are some featured articles about the way this bot protects consumers from unsolicited telemarketers:

This campaign is for a legal defense fund that will provide resources to fight the unsolicited telemarketing industry as they use their deep pockets to try to stop me. 

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Sticker kit + 1 yr of service

$25 USD
I will soon be launching a subscription service at $6 PER YEAR, so this perk is really to help with legal defense. With a $25 contribution you'll get a year's service and a set of Jolly Roger Telephone stickers. If you're doing the math, yes, this is more expensive. Again, this is meant to support my legal battles but you get the service too. If you want to buy the service and some stickers separately, it'll be cheaper; but I may be begging for change on the Los Angeles freeway offramps.
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May 2016
18 claimed
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Lawyer Up - level 5

$5 USD
Here's some spare change to help Roger lawyer up. We really appreciate it. Feel free to come back any time and contribute again.
Estimated Shipping
May 2016
3 claimed
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Lawyer Up - Level 18

$18 USD
Here's some spare change to help Roger lawyer up. Feel free to come back any time and contribute again.
Estimated Shipping
May 2016
1 claimed
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Lawyer Up - Level 100

$100 USD
Here's a big chunk to help you lawyer up. Includes the sticker kit and lifetime service
Estimated Shipping
May 2016
8 claimed
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Be a Male Voice of the Bot

$180 USD
Be a voice of a Jolly Roger Telephone bot! Work with Roger to record the prompts and contribute your ideas to the audio. Your voice will confuse, annoy, and befuddle thousands of telemarketers! Includes the sticker kit and lifetime service
Estimated Shipping
May 2016
8 out of 20 of claimed
Ships worldwide.

Be a Female Voice of the Bot

$180 USD
Be a voice of a Jolly Roger Telephone bot! Work with Roger to record the prompts and contribute your ideas to the audio. Your voice will confuse, annoy, and befuddle thousands of telemarketers! Includes the sticker kit and lifetime service
Estimated Shipping
May 2016
2 out of 20 of claimed
Ships worldwide.

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