This is our crowdfund for a very important cause:
We are crowdfunding a single bag of ketchup or all dressed flavored chips for the DJ debut of the century. This is how you can help: If you have money, social capital, the means of production to produce chips, the technical know how in regards to opening a bag of chips, raw materials such as zinc or copper, actual $$, or your moms debit card, you can help make this dream a reality! The deadline is coming up and we believe that together we are strong, and together we can make things happen in a world so often turned cold by the chaotic times we are living in and people who think too small. Overcome and work with us to change the nature of a single party a single time with us!!
Funds breakdown:
60% administrative cost
20% cost of a bag of chips
10% physical labour to pay Angus to open the bag of chips
5% the cost for a bowl to hold the chips in
2.5% t-shirts if you meet our funding requirements
2.5% ecological political upheaval movements
Communal Rewards:
$1 little chipper's tier:- you will get access to bowl of chips
$5 - the big crunchers: Everyone who has donated will get their name written on side of bowl holding chips
$10 - Potato champions: we will buy TWO bags of chips and you get to pick a flavour
$20 - Crispy Royalty: DJ LSD BEAUTY WILL GIVE YOU A SHOUT OUT AT SOME POINT DURING THE PARTY
$50 - Queen or King of the chip bowls: We will now have 1 of every possible flavour of chips we can find
100$ The BIG CRISP - We will clear out a convenience store of their chips and donate the remainder of the funds to an animal rescue (Taylor K's kitten food fund)
250$ - We will rent out a community hall and have a chip party on a different night and do all of the below.
$1000 - Same as everything below with commemorative t-shirts included to celebrate the event
