TALES FROM THE WHOREHOUSE OF HORROR
The Comic Too Sexy For Kickstarter
Welcum to The Red Light District of the Cemetery, a place where the ghouls go wild, vampires suck more than just blood, and every pervert can howl at the full moon together. This is Tales From The Whorehouse of Horror!
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Previously raising almost $700 Dollars in 8 days on Kickstarter, we were deemed too sexy to continue. But after being kicked in the balls by Kickstarter, we weren't going to let the door hit us in the ass on the way out! So we cum to you, Indiegogo, to present the comic we love and have worked so damn hard on (and the work gave us a damn hard on). Censorship won't win this time! But what exactly is Tales From The Whorehouse of Horror you ask (besides fucking awesome)?
A labor of love, Tales From The Whorehouse of Horror covers the entire anals, er, annals (no poon, er, pun, intended) of modern horror, from the classic "TALES FROM THE CRYPT" comics of the 1950s to the current "AMERICAN HORROR STORY" series of today. Add to that the best elements of Porn History, from your Dad's vintage (and sticky) "PENTHOUSE" collection to your well-worn blu-ray of "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP", and you've got quite the package. "Tales From The Whorehouse of Horror" is the first in a new genre of entertainment; WHORROR (Whore+Horror=Whorror).
What WHORROR-IBLE stories will issue #1 contain? Glad you asked!
TALES WITHIN
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WET SCREAM
A man's wet dream turns into a nightmare - and the cum guzzling demon in those nightmares wants to enter our world! Inspired by the writings of HP LOVESHAFT! (Click here to read this tale for free!)
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'HO'RROR HIGHWAY
A ghostly highway hooker steals a man's $50 without giving him the blowjob he paid for. The client is determind to hunt down this ghost whore and get what's owed to him, even if it means becoming a ghost himself!
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THE MUMMY'S BONER
King Touch-N-Kummin died with a hard-on over 4000 years ago and his penis has not been disturbed since...until now when 3 slutty girls decide to take sexy selfies with it during a museum visit. The curse of the mummy's boner has been stirred to life and the mummy will not rest until he takes each of these girls' souls to his eternal harem in the Egyptian afterlife!
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THINGS THAT GO SLURP IN THE NIGHT
It's the wee hours of night, it's dark and a stranger is sucking your dick under the bedsheets! Don't ask questions and absolutely do not turn on the lights! You'll sleep with one eye open after reading this one!
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SEXTH SENSE
A porn star gains super-snatch-ural powers and is able read the minds of men everwhere as they fanatasize about her. She will discover that it's better not knowing!
And a final 6th MASTUR-PIECE.......
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Bunghole of the Junghole
When a greedy corporation builds a strip club and sex shop on the sacred tribal lands of the Kaka Poopoo tribe, the indigenous people must restore their injured pride by putting on a sex show that tops anything modern man can offer!
Coming in at 90 pages, this is a lot of book for your buck, not to mention the free online access to our entire catalogue. But of course, for those who are really into WHORROR, we have plenty of perks.
PERKS
$5- Digital Dickery- You'll get free downloads of the entire Whorror Comix catalogue (in PDF format). That's every story in issues 1, 2 and 3 of TALES FROM THE WHOREHOUSE OF HORROR, plus the first 2 issues of DR JEKYLL GYNECOLOGIST. That's over 250 PAGES OF CUNTENT, er, content!
$10- V.I.P. (Very Important Pervert)- You get your print copy of the book, featuring all the stories mentioned above, plus a few one-shot gags and our enduring gratitude. Plus, we'll print your name on our website as a Special Whanks credit, forever a part of are V.I.P. Group (Very Important Pervert). Oh, and all the digital goodies as well.
$15- Prime Pornographer- Along with everything mentioned above, we'll throw in a high quality print of your choice, featuring either a Victorian Red Light District Theme or a Vampire Strip Club Theme!
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$20- Baba's Bitch For a cool $20, in addition to everything else, you'll receive a DVD starring the real-life Whore of Horror: Baba Alla, Ukraine's oldest working prostitute. Written and Directed by the creator of Tales From the Whorehouse of Horror, Yakov Levi. See the real life inspiration for the Madame of the Whorehouse of Horror! Isn't she a cutie? (Watch a free sample here!)
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$50- The Full Load For $50, along with everything from above we'll make you into a BONERfied star with a cameo in one of our upcoming comics! Drawn by a professional artist, this is something your mom will surely want to hang on the refrigerator!
$300- Deluxe Dickery (SOLD OUT)- If you really want to be a high roller at The Whorehouse of Horror, well here's your chance! For $300 dollars we'll devote an entire page to you, drawn as a Macabre Madame or a Graveyard Pimp, surrounded by an array of sexy monsters you get to choose! It's the ultimate whorror treatment!
Meet The Writers
YAKOV LEVI
Hi. I'm Yakov Levi, creator of Tales From The Whorehouse of Horror.
WHORROR COMIX combines two great passions of mine...
Passion #1: Classic Horror and Science Fiction...for example, the Twilight Zone, H.P. Lovecraft, 1950s EC horror comics (like Tales from the Crypt).
Passion #2: Sex. My obsessive pursuit of the opposite sex has lead to some rather nightmarish near-death experiences with crazy hookers, violent pimps and nasty STDs, experiences which now serve as the inspiration behind many of my stories.
Thus, combining my love of horror and sci-fi with my love of all things sexual, I created a brand new sub-genre of horror: Whorror ("Whore" + "Horror" = "Whorror").
Hopefully, these stories will make you laugh, as well as sicken and terrify you.
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Jeffrey Scott
Hi, I'm Jeffrey Scott, Co-Writer of three of the WHORRIFIC tales in this issue.
Yakov picked me up off my street corner one night, and I haven't left his big white van since (because he keeps the doors locked.) But like a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters (only with more poop throwing), we've cranked out a number of stories together, some of the best of which you'll see here.
Hope you guys dig what we've done, and enjoy the best WHORROR stories on the market (well, the only, but we still think they're pretty swell.)
