That's right, COCKADOODLES is a penis-themed colouring and activity book. Each of our 32 images are printed single-sided on high quality paper for your colouring pleasure. It's real and it's spectacular.
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To Be Briefs
I made a joke last winter about how adult colouring books don't have any actual adult content. That joke spiraled out of control and lead to a nearly year long project to make a colouring book full of dicks. I can't wait until we make the cover of Time magazine!
All images have been made safeish for work, Cockadoodles is a banana
(but not nut) free product.
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We've got a timeline from our printer that comfortably allows us to guarantee a few hundred of these by Christmas, with the rest coming quickly behind. We promise to ship as many as we can so you'll have them in time for the holidays!
This is legit...at least as legit as a colouring book full of tallywhackers can be.
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If this isn't for you, just think of all the enjoyment you'll get from gifting this in your office secret santa! Maybe your grandma watches a lot of Jerry Springer, she'd probably like this. Give a copy of Cockadoodles to your buddies, they'll love or hate it. There's nothing in between.
Give Us Cash & Take Our Wangs
We need to raise about $5000 in order to not lose money in printing and shipping Cockadoodles. Your dolla dolla bills will go toward printing the orders, purchasing envelopes/address labels, and shipping 'em out. The more we raise the cheaper things get for us, so we can add value (pages!) if there's serious demand for our packages.
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We've spent hundreds of hours on this project between the seriously questionable research, drawing, and making dick jokes. We've told our families and friends about this. I told my girlfriend's parents about this, which was great and not at all weird.
We've got a lot riding on the project, largely our dignity.
In the event that we don't raise the full $5000, we'll get a small print run and still get you the book one way or another.
We just want this to exist in the world.
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The Impact
We think the world will be a happier place with Cockadoodles in it.
Cockadoodles was one of those ideas that lingered for a few months before diving in. We started looking at a lot of penises, which lead to some really uncomfortable conversations about what sort of dicks we liked for the book and why.
We're just two 28 year olds with a year-long ongoing dick joke, and everybody likes a good dick joke right?
Risks & Challenges
If no one buys this, we seriously looked at cocks for a whole effing year for nothing. That's pretty funny though, so I mean...let's start over.
Our biggest challenge was in creating the book, which is done. We got the real work out of the way so you know that you're buying our book of dicks, not our time/effort to go ahead and create it.
The biggest risk moving forward is in printing and shipping the orders. Given our printer's timeline and potential shipping delays as we approach the holiday season, we've set a limit that we're comfortable in delivering by Christmas.
Otherwise the only risk remaining is that people don't like Cockadoodles, which is silly because it's hilarious.
Other Ways You Can Help
Tell your friends/enemies/frenemies and literally anyone who will listen. Share it on social media! If you don't want to buy Cockadoodles, at least do us the service of mocking it openly and loudly so we can rack up those Facebook likes.
About the Artists(?)
Our names are Connor and Chris. We're Canadian and we grew up in Niagara Falls, Ontario. This is actually our second project together. We've also got a podcast called Stuck in the 90s which was featured on the front page of the Canadian iTunes Store for a while, as well as on the CBC Radio 1 show 'Podcast Playlist'. Those were both super cool. The podcast was Chris' idea, I guess this is how I'm repaying him.
